My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

I played skyrim, and i thought yes.. i want to make that...

and now i am a very successful CTO and cofounder of a video game startup thats blooming and already made 7 figure profits

no, no im not, i ended up making websites for very little money...

Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

Source:- Reddit

Oh shit

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

When the project you've contributed to gets featured by Github 😍😍😍

-release an app (legally)
-stay healthy + avoid sickness
-speak conversational Mandarin
-build passive income (optional)
-get out of toxic work relationship/s (optional)

Any vim lovers here?

I got a PGP-encrypted email today, from my wife.
I am so proud

So, what should I do?

!$rant

So a few of you devranters were asking if my devrant-widget project was open source.

Well I finally felt confident enough to share my devrant-widget project on github so a link is now available :) I'm pretty new to the open source community so go easy on me xD but I think this project could do some good.

Its just a simple widget I wrote in php this past week that pulls your profile data and the widget can be customized a little via json configuration.

Anyways, feel free to use it in your projects, make suggestions or contribute to the project if interested.

github: https://github.com/konicm8ker/...

A ten minute task can be finished in a minute when you think in the toilet.

Proven by experience

"Leave this fucking company, now."

Always

"But I don't know where to start..."

"... just start typing, be willing to mess up, and if you get lost just start over with better understanding from messing up. Eventually it'll work."

Forget tabs vs spaces. The real war is between light and dark themes.

Someone had to say it

Fear of AI can have different levels.

Woke up super positive today. Felt like it’s going to be a productive day until this happened.

The stuff I wrote never got more than ten users :(

Dirty mind people thinks indexes starts by 1!

Git merge <3

People are worried that AI will replace them in their jobs.

But guys.

We are still using php.

I think we are safe for the next 200 years.

Hire me !