My family hosts an 100 mile (160km) run once every year for ultra-runners. 11 hours in the first runner has done 105 km. And I'm sitting at this checkpoint logging their times and working on a project. But rain started pouring down and this not so waterproof tent has just become the worst developing workplace I have ever been in because the umbrella ain't big enough for me and the laptop. So I'm soaked and won't be relieved for another 8 hours. The things you do for family.

Started learning React, was confused.

Finished learning React, still confused.

Every time or not?

Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

HTML + CSS

C++ vs C

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

When my code gets past testing first time

The way customers treat me when I'm on site

When you fix a bug 🐛,,, 😂😂😂😑😑😑

You know you messed Git hard when your commit graph started to look like November Rain on Guitar Hero.

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

Meanwhile, in real life...

So we decided to adopt Scrum where in manager(scrum master) picks the stories for dev, changes them during sprint and also decides the complexity of task. so much for a servant leader!!

Six stages of debugging

When you get asked to review a pull request for new functionality and the PR has no specs.

Bill Gates watch

Been using the same language for 5 years... still Googles basic functions to remember the arguments.

When you're at a festival but code is life.

How I felt after spending an entire afternoon planning and designing a new feature for a project only to realize half of my design was wrong after I started implementing it

Some of my friends believe clicking helps. :P

let's play a game... ;)

When I need to install Adobe flash player

Pet peeve of the day: People littering code with comments that repeat already obvious method names.

// Submits public key password
SubmitPublicKeyPassword(string psw)
{
//...
}