Hello it's my first day here.

So where is the coffee machine?

Well he did the right thing

*yesterday*
Client: "Perfect! How did you do this so quickly?"
Me: "I used a library"
*today*
Me: "I'm still debugging. It will take some time"
Client: "Well, it has already taken too long...I can hear Mozart in the background. Maybe you need to go to a library to get some quiet and get it done fast. Visit the one you used yesterday."
Me: "Library?...Ah, I meant plugin...like, code...a library is a bunch of packaged code"

I'm the only programmer in the company. Sometimes it's exhausting doing everything. I'm currently working on 3 iOS apps, a web app, building out the APIs and managing the databases at the same time.

Full fucking stack. Every day.

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧

Today I found out who had taken it.

Not a rant, but that feeling when you are closing all the chrome tabs after solving a bug 😇

Female friend in office
"It feels so nice that we have a computer science grad with us. How else would have we managed to set up the printer without you?"

Not kidding. This actually happened with me.

Top 20 excuses of programmers...

one day my dad brings home an old blade server from work and a centos distro. we set it up in the garage of our hot Florida house and he gave me his old perl programming books and showed me a few things. I was 12 or 13. that summer I moved my bed to the garage and barely slept as I learned everything I could. I've never looked back.

I had a nightmare yesterday that I bought 3 licenses of Norton antivirus

I wish i could code for 8 hours straight instead of getting interrupted every 20mins. That would be the life

History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :D

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

Only android developers will get it.

Designer x Developer gif

when i merge two files manually

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

When PM talks about technology and his idea to improve the existing application

most evil thing to do...

Series a developer should watch:
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley
The IT crowd

Why I joined devRant

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!