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Joined devRant on 5/7/2016

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Good ol' jquery still going.

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HTTP return codes cheat sheet :
1** : Hold on
2** : Here you go
3** : Go away
4** : You fucked up
5** : I fucked up

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How I feel working with code that's been worked on by at least three different teams at three different companies over the past couple of years and not a single person has left any comments or documentation.

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When your boss asks you to create an integration for fb but fb is blocked at the office and he refuses to give you access.
#GodWhy #SaveMe

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Actual production js code from a large insurance company.

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Expectations

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Waking up after 4 hours of sleep with a headache because you wanted to finish your project.

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When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

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Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

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I had been trying to fix a bug for the whole day, I decided to sleep for a while. During my sleep, I dreamt I was working on the code and I fixed the issue. I woke up, tried what I did in my dream and it Worked! I was so confused and happy

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The quote to live by

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“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

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is there a price for top 10 weekly rant?

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Overhearing first year software dev students argue that object oriented programming is pointless and makes no sense...
You're gonna have a bad time...

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I swear, once I called in sick just so that I could finish coding a feature without distractions( like pings and shit)

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"you got all that done in a day?"

that's what happens when you work *with* your framework instead of against it

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corporates -.-'

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Don't worry, we can refactor it later.

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When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

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