So... I'm getting married next month 😇😀

My girlfriend is taking pictures at work tomorrow.
She told me so many times this past week, that I feel the need to share.
😂

The thing I hate the most at the moment, is working/receiving tasks on chat (Skype, telegram).
Content, corrections and all. As I like to scroll my hand off to copy your fucking content while you keep writing on an on.
Write a motherfucking document!

Now I start raging at the any chat notifications 😡😈

Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂

Whenever I wanna feel more frustrated and angry than a fucked website, I go to a car service...
They're changing my rear break pads for the last 3 fucking hours. 😤😤😤

I just talked to Skype support...
Skype is down for 80% of users, world wide...
It's been 5 hours already. Idiots.

I don't have a rubber duck...

Time to clean the old tank 😈

Best definition of CSS

This one comes during my first coffee.
*on a print poster* we don't like this black on the fonts, please create a new color and name it black, please

I almost choked with my coffee. WTF?!

Most hate/love thing. Cache.

The satisfaction when you finish tasks/project and you close 16 chrome tabs at once.

Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

Why can't clients understand the difference between image size and ratio? *facepalm*