when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

Someone at Apple truly is a genius.

When you accidentally commit and push under the wrong branch and the wrong branch in question is master.

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball

My recruiting friend showed me this today. Have you ever seen such majesty? 😂😂😂

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

"Do not disturb"

Coding before coffee be like...

devRant is great. It's like Yik Yak but for things I can relate to!

I don't see how anyone codes for a living then goes home to code personal projects. Power to you guys, but it's like an electrician coming home everyday and rewiring his house with a new type of wire.

Yay! Stickers

Wrote a custom printer script in shell.
Went to test the script on some printers.
Neglected to check accuracy of script.
script is supposed to print jpeg.
it doesn't interpret it as an image,
but rather as raw binary in text...
^\<92>Q^H2Ei@0$iA+<89>dl_d<87><8f>Q
mfw each printer in the entire 5 story building
starts printing 500 pages of 
RAW
BINARY

Bosses be like you earn enough

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

Smart junior is smart....

Can you write me a sync plugin for this API. Wait the 'authentication' is with a 'key' in a plaintext unsecure GET request with no throttling? #omg

Why the best developers That I know work for someone that doesn't have any knowledge about programming. Anyway let's drink

At my previous employer my boss asked me how long a project would take. Told him about a week maybe two. He then informed me it was due that day. Apparently the client gave it to him months ago. I worked a 35 hour weekend to make it happen. Then he complained that my weekly time sheet was higher than normal. He didn't think it was accurate and underpaid me. So glad I got out of agency work.

Etsy, if shipping_template_id is required, probably should have a Y in that column.

The effort I put into git commit messages directly reflects my mood and level of tiredness.

How weird. When I upvote a Rant the tags disappear. Hmmm

haha web developer with job