So, the moment I started as a BA in a health insurance company, my Quora feed gets populated with Dilbert comics, and I can finally relate to them.
Thanks Machine Learning!

Starting my first day as a QA intern today. Any tips on what to do?
(Right answers not allowed)

devRant' s algorithm is up to its shenanigans again!

Was watching 'Johnny English Strikes Again' when I discovered a secret message in the movie.
Guys, MI7 is hiring C programmers!

Temme if this ij a repost.

I don't have a duck, but I now have a burdie. Can anybody recognize it?
(I'll ++ every rant of the first person who does.)

Checking the color of the SOD doesn't change how I feel about it Windows.

Saw this old post in my backup drive! Now that was a good one.

Can I safely assume you don't have any AI related positions for me to work in? -_-
#TheytalkaboutAIbuttheydontknowHTML

Requirements for achieving omniscience!
Complete courses without registering for them!

!rant
After a couple of depressing weeks with no progress on my projects and seeing reject emails one after the other, it feels cathartic to see some real momentum on my projects and finally scheduling telephonic interviews with multiple recruiters.
When it rains, it pours, but when it shines, you also get rainbows. :)
Fall is coming, the colors are changing.

Hwat hte cufk!?

They didn't mention peeing.
Also, why are you asking this in a job application form?

Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!

Me: buys gaming laptop.
Me: plays Age of Empires II

Finally, I got my burd! I think I shall name it Yveltal!

A non-techie just asked me this, "when your computer overheats, why does it freeze?"

How long till I can try again? Please, tell me! I'm dying to know!!
And I never got the verification code either.
---___---

Now here's a game that requires you to think and makes you feel trippy! It helps you explore the 4th dimension.
Kudos to the developer who's working on it, having to work on design and logic alone (including developing his own algorithm for 4D design) even though it's been 10 years since it has been announced.
I hope it gets released someday.
https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

A bit late to the party, but then, I was having a party of my own with @Kshitij-goel
'Tis nothing much, how much can a grad student afford?

5 am seems like the perfect time to compare deep generative models and deep reinforcement, just because you can't fall asleep

Just got a new laptop table with a cooling fan. Now watching an Isaac Arthur video before drifting off to sleep, with cozy pillows, a nice blanket, and the laptop on the aforementioned table above my legs.
I feel like a Metapod.
:)

I probably won't even graduate. 😐

Flying back to NY for my last semester.
Don't know how to feel about it.
Let the job hunting begin!
Pssst... Please hire me

Definitely gonna try this on a co-worker one day.

Throwback to my first assignment in MATLAB.
Still gives me the heebie-jeebies!

If programming languages had honest slogans, what would they be?

C: If you want a horse, make sure you feed it, clean it and secure it yourself. No warranties.

C++: If you want a horse, you need to buy a circus along with it.

Java: Before you buy a horse - buy a piece of land, build a house in that land, build a barn beside the house & if you are not bankrupt yet, buy the horse and then put the horse in the barn.

C#: You don’t want a horse, but Microsoft wants you to have a horse. Now it’s up to you if you want Microsoft or not.

Swift: Don’t buy an overpriced Unicorn if all you wanted was a horse.

JavaScript: If you want to buy a horse & confidently ride it, make sure you read a book named "You don't know horse".

PHP: After enough optimization, your horse can compete the top most horses in the world; but deep down, you'll always know it's an ass.

Hack: Let's face it, even if you take the ass from the ass lovers and give them back a horse in exchange, not many will ride it.

Ruby: If you want a horse, make sure you ride it on top of rail roads, even if the horse can't run fast on rails.

Python: Don't ride your horse and eat your sandwich on the same line, until you indent it on the next line.

Bash: Your horse may shit everywhere, but at least it gets the job done.

R: You are the horse. R will ride you.

Got this from Quora.
https://quora.com/If-programming-la...

Whoever said green tea helps you lose weight was right.
I accidentally spilled some on my laptop, and I can't work properly now because I've to replace the keyboard and spare parts are expensive (at least for my model).
And it'll take 3 weeks to arrive!
So with the stress of projects and deadlines piling up, yup, I'm losing weight alright!
Green tea !FTW

I dozed off last night while playing Steins;Gate.
Then I dreamt that I had time-travelled back to the year 2014.
Of course I invested a ton in Bitcoin! Knowing I'd become a millionaire four years later!
Sigh. That's what good Sci-fi does. It addles your brain.
Anybody here who's watched/played Steins;Gate?

When you have a fever and your body feels sore but you still code because you are lagging behind on your timeline. Ugh.