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Aboutgirl Web developer in miami (part of the 1% female developer population)
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Skillshtml, css, php, jquery
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Locationmiami, fl
Joined devRant on 5/12/2016
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*only developer at firm and client comes in to discuss building a website on a 4k budget*
"Ok but eBay does it, cant you just do it like eBay?"
Oh eBay who has teams of developers....and a huge budget to afford these developers.....that eBay?4 -
when you have that one problem client you dread talking to and you've memorized their phone number to brace yourself to answer their call1
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when your elderly client wants you to teach them how to use their CMS effectively but can't even send emails and just calls you constantly....1
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Wait a minute.....@dfox was giving away squishy devrant balls?! ugh I need to rant more. rant rant rant.6
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"just make that one change really quick and let me know as soon as it's done" oh ok.....Cause its always that simple....you know how to do my job now since you clearly can't even do your own -_-
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"we need to account for every device and every browser that our clients are using" -_- stop using ie, you're the only "client" that will be using it to view your site. promise.
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*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!6 -
does anyone else's boss get pissed off when you can't fix printers/ internet/phone issues? somehow being a Web developer makes you have a special connection with technology apparently5
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when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-3
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when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"1
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the excitement you feel finishing a project way ahead of deadline for them to still not push it live 5 months later bc of copy tweaking
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when a client doesn't have their images or copy for their website but wonder what the hold up is. (hint: it's not us)1