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girl Web developer in miami (part of the 1% female developer population)
Skills

html, css, php, jquery
Location

miami, fl

Joined devRant on 5/12/2016

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I fuckin love when i follow the official documentation and the shit DOESNT FUCKIN WORK

rant

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"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

rant wk103

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Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

joke/meme * insert a poop emoji here * shit maybe he was drunk

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Asking a developer to repair a printer is like asking a real estate developer to repair a toilet

undefined repair developer printer

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Coding Etiquette 101:

TURN THAT FUCKING DARK THEME ON!!!

undefined irritating dark theme night mode what is that bright thing on your screen?

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When StackOverflow is the only one, who believes in you

undefined stackoverflow

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Clint want custom CMS with php,

*makes custom CMS with php

Client thinks it's not php coz it looks pretty.

*shows php code

client still not convinced it's php

undefined client oblivious cms php

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Today my girlfriend of 5 years asked me to make her an app, and continued «It will be super easy to make!»...

I feel... betrayed.

undefined girlfriend==client

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Client expectation vs client budget

undefined client logic
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Client: I want the best.
Me: *starts designing a complex and pretty neat website*
Client: I don't like that. I want this. *shows me website design from 1998*
Me: *cries myself to sleep*

undefined client bad design communication

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Well that describes it perfectly....

undefined coding tester developer client

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Algo strikes again

undefined algo

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Git: A version control system expressly designed to make you feel less intelligent than you are thought you were.

undefined respect git linus torvalds

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"Ha you commented your code that nobody is going to read! That's funny dude good humor!"

If good coding practice is funny then I'm in good standing.

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CAPSLOCK

undefined capslock

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this.life;

undefined okbye work geekyness

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You know when the developer is in big trouble !

undefined fixing developer trouble

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brb dying

undefined love pickupline abstract class
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Programmer at an eye test...

undefined webdev fonts code programmer

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This is 2017 but someone still think that Java and Javascript are the same language.
And this person is an IT student.

undefined javascript why java stupid

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Since every piece of software is developed by us, I sincerely request everyone to keep dark themes as the default theme.
Thanks.

undefined dark theme everywhere

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I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

undefined dns propagation

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Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

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User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

undefined facepalm

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Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?

undefined just mooching seems safer this way lurking stack overflow

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When frontend is ready before backend

undefined frontend vs backend

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Well yeah. He is right!

joke/meme joke pun queue

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CSS in a nutshell

undefined gif css webdev nodejs

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A css class I found at work :D

undefined padding css margin

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Two CSS properties walk into a bar.
A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

undefined css

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