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Just a scrappy developer finding his 127.0.0.1
Skills

C#.net, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, SQL, SOA and anything else required by the empire
Location

Milton Keynes

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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1) Download version 46 of Firefox as required.

2) Install version 46

3) Open Firefox

4) Firefox then auto updates to version 52

5) Face smash desk and repeat

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Live deployment next week Monday but Product Owner really need this new fix in.

Can you code, push to test, test it, push to acceptance test, UAT it before Friday...

It's Wednesday today 😐

Project manager says ok 😱

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Manager: no you can't go to that conference. It's to expensive.

Next week...

Manager: so I'm going on this conference and you need to make sure nothing goes wrong here. Bye!

undefined conference manager

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9

Me: what iPad Generation do you have?

Client: 2nd Generation

Me: Thought you had the new one?

Client: Yer I do.

Me: so how is it the 2nd Generation?!

Client: well it's the second one j have brought.

Me: 😫🔫

undefined clients ipad
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Dev deploys new CSS.

Client: I can't see the changes PANIC.

Dev: clear your cache!

Client: oh that's better. Now can we do that for all user?

Dev:😱

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Dev: we have two days until go live. We got 20 bugs, 5 stories and two people on holiday.

PM: ok so could we get these 3 stories squeezed in as well?

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Product Owner: There is a major bug with your code it's not working.

I then spend hour looking at code to find out.

It's a content problem!

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Work on bug for hours then whoop it works....

But why did it work?

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Looking through source code and seeing...

//this might be used somewhere but don't know where.

undefined comments
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1 down and a load more to go.

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Client: The website is not working on my browser.

Me: What browser are you using?

Client: Microsoft Word

Me: 😫🔫

undefined browser

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