I thought i am the only one who does this... 😅

fellow programmer: what did you write today?

Me:

One of my colleagues shared this today. Spot on.

ctrl+c

ctrl+v

Hehehe..☺

Real world DS..;)

alias false = "true"

4 javascript developers goes to bar aaand we have a new framework.

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

The bugs have learned to hide

When you spend a few hrs hunting down a performance issue in your iOS app only to find that you accidentally hit the shortcut for "Slow Animations" in XCode. 😭😭😭

code the rainbow

Because JavaScript :|

Payday... oh!

Coffee machine isn't working.

Well were developers it's a hardware issue.

Let's call IT

Trying to get this UI pixel perfect

I work at a place where security is really high when it comes to server access. Today I was in urgent need to get admin access to a server, this is a real pain. Luckily I found an xml in version control containing the credentials for the web application which happens to be an admin account! Lucky me, saved me at least two weeks of waiting to get admin access!

Twenty five goddamn minutes finding an incorrect quote mark in a bloody massive query of mySQL, I need a beer.

The power I feel right now!

Wondering who all use "theFuck" app? Sometimes it screw things up! Beware :D

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

How I feel about CS diplomas

Tech support best support

Vim vs emacs

while testing ios app:
Me : Hi Siri!
Siri : I have a boyfriend!

My office desk

Post.setValue(true);

DEVELOPER v DESIGNER

The never ending battle!

This is 1 (one) line of code with 1 (one) semicolon

This is my setup, just missing my devRant stickers!

Programmers sleep in class but awake at nights