Sorry no work getting done tonight.. Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley have my attention

After months of complex backend code, and complex JS front-end, the idea of CSS just bores me now.

DevRant vs Facebook:
Devrant : the place where you will find intellectual friends

Facebook: the place where you will find friends who procrastinate

I didn't know devRant was two months old..you all rant like you've been here since 2011

Swag!!

Just walked by a guy wearing a Windows 10 hat. 😒

git life !

Anyone ever get this?

We don't do git blame. Instead we use slack :nun: as in the famous shame nun.

How priorities work #1

High priority : Client request to change button color to red
Low priority : improvement that will boost product's speed and robustness

Computer : it does what you want without asking questions

Gf: pretty much the opposite

Don't worry, we can refactor it later.

when you view the source code on websites you visit to check out what they've got under the hood

Everybody

Very Accurate

First Law of code

Did u get it ?

The new generation

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

how do you migrate to production so fast?

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

The only time I feel alive is when I'm coding

I help first year Computer Science students at my uni. In the first few weeks I reviewed someone's code to find he had 253 variables called var1, var2, var3 and so forth. The even worse part: he made the same if-else structures for every variable without using a loop.

if (var1 == something) {
//huge chunk of code here
}
else if (var1 == something) {
}
else {
}

... var2... var3

The funniest thing about this is that we had a discussion about this, because he claimed this was the right way to solve his problem.

The moment when the music is playing while coding and you realize that 5 of your favorite music tracts has passed unnoticed. #YouMakeWild

When TV shows or movies show IP addresses with numbers greater than 255 :/