Epoch Post *I'll walk myself out*

When you go from compiling/testing code on every line change to not checking for hours and it just works when you run it.
😎

Not always, but sometimes.

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

Share knowledge, in the long term you won't get any advantage keeping it for yourself.

Google is your best friend

If you have the feeling you're facing a wall, that you won't be able to go further, don't give up! We all face walls at some points, they are common encounters in a dev life. Just don't give up!

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

Know how to debug your own code.

This is Factual....

A toast to the perks of backend, to never being bothered again with every single ui change.... Just you and your code 😏😀

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂