My cellphone company sending a text to confirm the bill payment.
*facepalm*

When you catch Facebook Devs testing in prod (beta app though)

They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

I bet that he's programming in LOLCODE

"DOH!"
Taken from "How to break software" by James Whittaker

Ranting to my team lead:

- The guy has a masters in CS but codes like an one armed monkey!

- Look, you'll see with time that education doesn't mean much. Smart people are smart, dumb people are dumb.