Not really a rant but a hear the word 'dump' quite often during the work day and am amazed at how few people giggle at that.

Can't beat the Spidey mug!

Thank you devRant!!!

Leave a job for a much better job and the old job hires you freelance to do your old job. Feels dirty, but good.

When I left my last job, I hid #kristian{display:none;} in several sass files.

For some reason, when testing if a block of code is firing, I always do console.log('fart'); More often than not I forget to remove it before going to production. I feel good knowing that's out there on dozens of sites right now.

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

Every agency developer job: tell them you need 4 weeks, they give you 1.

"I would like my site to be harmonious with a garden "
- real client quote
(I quit that job shortly after)

Anyone work with other developers who take 3 times as long as you to do things, spend all day talking, get nothing done, so you have to pick up the slack? Fucking annoying.

When a project manager files a bug report:
"does not match the mockup.

See G:///Departments/Digital/...(client name)/(job code)/(project number)/creative/mockups/round 4/final/final 2/final_(date)/final-(date)_v5.psd"

"Let's take that discussion offline"

When a project manager has 'fixes' written on paper and wants to sit with you while you make them.

"I know you're a front end developer but can you do this database shit?"

When you're deep into coding and every 15 mins a project manager taps you on the shoulder to see how it's going.

When you build a beautiful set of Sass files with grunt/gulp tasks, hand it off to another developer who makes all their changes in the compiled css.

When your parents text you 'you work on the Internet, can you fix my WiFi?'

"We don't have a responsive layout so just do what you think is best"

(builds responsive layout)

"This responsive layout doesn't work as we expected"

(sends 5 pages of notes on how mobile layout should work)