Web Devs - How many projects do you typically work on at once? I am currently developing 24 websites at once, most of them custom (homepage). I just feel like that is absurd and my company is absolutely insane. Not to mention I'm the front line for client communication as well, pretty much the project manager AND developer. We're a huge company too, not a start up. Just feel like not having project managers for web dev industry is unprecedented except for freelance. 😡👎🏼

I don't know or care what the Mustache Framework does, as a bearded dev I WILL use it.

mt favourite when handling Linux 😂😂😂

Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.

working on front end is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Well, that's true. ;)

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

Corgi Stylesheets

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

I see CSS all the time...

When you can code thousands of lines but is lost of words when trying to communicate to humans how you did it.

If you start working in a company that uses SVN. Just leave

Anyone ever used this excuse?

Project manager(noun) - an individual who believes nine women can deliver a baby in one month .

Backend programmer

My dreams came true! <3
ask-stack ;)

Well that's right!

Me everytime when someone ask me to help him in his code

When you really want that girl and your coding skills come in handy!

😉😉👍

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

What do programmers and Air Conditioner have in common?
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Both become useless when you open windows

How to solve a problem in 7 steps.
1. Google
2. Open links
3. Read
4. Copy
5. Paste
6. Run
7. Repeat until solve

When you are a programmer but someone ask you to fix their PC ;)