When your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Database exam tomorrow.

My stomach is like

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

We all have that one coding-buddy who we consult in case we are stuck...
We all have that one coding-buddy who knows nothing about coding

"How are you going to do that?"

"I don't know..."

"I need an estimate."

"40 hours."

"Why's it going to take that long?"

"I couldn't find the right stack overflow article."

Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC

Waiting for my stickers

Here's what I'm working with.

I call then gif

Sweet taste of Java

Waking up after 4 hours of sleep with a headache because you wanted to finish your project.

An interest at a young age, countless hours exploring, college, University, portfolio, junior job, promotions, finally you're senior developer - over a decade of hard work paid off...

"You're good with computers, can you fix my toaster?"

💥😳🔫

When the backend development is made by the Frontend-Dev..

- Why should we give the job to you?
- Because, according to LinkedIn, you are searching for a JS dev for 11 months at least...
(I got the job :))