Whatsapp, Instagram, and Facebook down.

It's happening finally.

The only youtuber that can actually buy a Youtube

She runs C shells by the seashore

Undefusable Unix Bomb

It's never too early...

10 years of dev experience. Never forget your first errors

This is my car.

Facebook isn't the best place to go social,
so devRant is where I go.

Definitely should get one!

Hehe right on point....glad I managed to take a screenshot :P

Winning a stress ball with winning a stress ball with a stress ball.

Who is old enough to have used a voodoo graphic card.?:-)

The logo of devRant should be :\ instead of :/

@dfox could we have swiping between tabs in the new design please?

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

When a programmer and designer meet in tinder

Bruteforce IRL

So I recently bought my first house (yay!).

Whilst doing the initial viewings I saw the below on the backyard and thought "hey that's neat, I can leave a key in there for when I come in late and my fiancée is asleep.

Fast forward to moving in day and the previous owners hand me the keys so I ask "oh yeah, what's the code for the keysafe" and he just looks at me completely blank, so I'm just like "the box on the wall out back" and he's just like "oh! So that's what that is. No we've never had the code for that, bye."

Being a pen tester I'm just stood there dumbfounded thinking "How the hell can you have a locked box attached to your house and not want to know what is inside!"

Anyway, that brings us to now where I'm stood outside in December on a Sunday morning brute forcing my way into my own keysafe.

I wish this didn't run so many parallels with my work life 😂

Best advice

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

How to break a chatbot (well done).

Respect ...

Time to rest

Actual quote of our database professor in third semester: "Databases are a lot like sausage making. Once you know how it's made you don't want it anymore".

Today I turn 25!

All I want for my birthday is a stressball.

If the guy who just turned 30 can get one :) ...

~ shameless request ~

Had a couple of beers with some non-terminal friends, started talking about devRant.conf.

Started explaining why some post was funny.

Don't make that mistake, friends.

Web + Bug = Big Hug <3

Anybody here remembering good old-fashioned LAN parties?

Hey everyone - I just wanted to update our Android users on the push notification crash that has been occurring.

The good news is the issue should be fixed in the update I just pushed out (should be available in the Google Play Store within a few hours). We apologize for the crashes and thank everyone for their patience.

I'm still looking in to what actually happened here. Our GCM library hasn't been updated in a while and all of a sudden a specific case started failing. I'll continue to look in to how that seemingly happened with no changes in the app. Some other users of the library started experiencing the same issue.