Don't aim to be successful. Aim to be good, success will come along

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

2 devs in the office:
- Man, Stackoverflow is down. :/
- Time to take a day off ...

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

"Yeah so, we found someone better than you, who actually knows stuff. Sorry."

When you have big dreams but limited resources

Java is too verbose? Pff, noooo...

When i ask a question in StackOverflow and no one gives a shit 😐

Good doggo

but my dog is 25.5 pounds.

‎Spiders would make great web developers

Saw it somewhere on reddit haha

Prototype devRant rubber duck. Depending on my craft skills, might have a variety of dev themed capes too

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

At my college

C hash is one thing but...

Windows being Windows 😂😂

‎Ways of doing a for loop.

Windows xp + internet explorer = you can do a lot

Starts Windows in safe mode.

HACKER-MAN😎

iOS: Hey, human wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.

iOS: Out of Memory.
Me: What?

iOS: I ain't explaining shit.

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

Client/Friend : "Hey bro, can you make something like [a popular social website]?"

Me : "Sure man, but I do need some money to pay for the hosting and other stuff"

Client/Friend : "What's a hosting?"

...

When I can't sleep, I fantasise about a devRant app with native UI.

True dat.

Relatable

!rant
Welp, I wanted blue hair in my avatar, but since it's only supported for women's avatars, for some reason, I guess I'm a female now 😋😂💙💁

Client: our app has low ratings, we fired our previous dev company and hiring you instead.
Us: all right, seems like to make a better app we need 5 months.
C: you're kidding, do it in 6 weeks.
U: Ok, but we'll have to drop some features.
C: get rid of X and Y, nobody uses them.
U: deal!

... 6 weeks later...
U: here's the new app: better graphics, easier to use, more stable and more future-proof.
C: Cool! Let's deploy!

... 2 days later...
C: we just released but the users are really pissed off!
U: what do they say?
C: "what the fuck happened with X and Y? they were the only thing we're using! what a load of crap! 1 star"

Dear client, next time get to know better your users...

Client: can we have a quick call right now?
Me: sure, hold on while I install VirtualBox, Windows 10 and Skype for Business

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