My first rant ever got nearly 3x the number of ++'s to get stickers..

I guess I really should... Stick around.

Moving to the dark side! 😎

Was rushed to write a crappy massmailing for super urgent newsletter, had to be finished in 20 minutes. Last 5 minutes i had to rewrite half of it. Told them its rushed, testet and crappy.

Mailed the stuff anyway. Every Email got the same dynamic string in subject.

Looked at code, was setting the subject 2 lines above the loop.

Sorry guys, dont rush me next time

When I die I want whoever wrote this excel program to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time.

One of the best developer jokes....

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

Rapper class (sorry for bad editing *cries in the corner*)

Question: Why do people hate Singletons?

Googled, can't see any reasons I actually agree with.

I've written watchdog to restart background job runner every 5 minutes because I couldn't track why its process was randomly killed...

But hey, client had conference in 10 minutes so as long as it works...

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

debugging

"We e-mailed out the wrong newsletter last night, how do we get them all returned back before anyone reads them?"
- Client

...I, uh, nope.

Hey girl...

Music for programming.
For the ones who didn't know about this website, enjoy!
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sometimes its better to hold it back when a customer says you need 2 months just to finish the payroll+hr system in a way that it makes you wanna kill him so badly but your response is a faint smile which humbly says fuck you piss of shit

succes

Just double-tapped a post on facebook I wanted to "like" - it did not work 😄

New shirts in the office. Making Friday even better!

Crappy team bonding or conference days where you spend the day away from your machine listening to motivational speeches from arsehole senior managers!!

"And don't forget everyone, there's no I in team."

"No, but there's a U in cunt."

I got the job!

API returns two date time in json (x-date-time, y-date-time) both of which are coming wrong.
Instructions for consuming API :
Take date part from y-date-time and time part from x-date-time and combine them so you would have the desired result

How I explain what I do as job to non-techies (back-ender):

You won't ever see what I make on a screen but what you see on a screen, you see thanks to what I make.

these days Internet startups and companies what you to do something without Internet, they says what if whole internet went down, what will you do then? dude if Internet went down, your company would not exists 😒

Looks like it

"This is a temporary solution" really means "This is a permanent solution"