I would love for actual people to give me cavalry greetings

This is borderline blackmailing: if I choose to have only the "required" cookies, this non-dismissable popup shows up and I have to wait 10 seconds until it closes. That's longer than it takes me to make an online payment!

When your girlfriend is not home and you're too lazy to cook something different from yesterday

There's a dude out there who made a phone-sized computer with a Raspberrypi Zero, it looks surprisingly neat 😍 There's only a video on the website but there are plans for putting instructions on how to do it yourself. I'm already a fan 😄 https://zeroterminal.org

My girlfriend said that I say so many puns that I should write a book with all of them.

I said that I will call the book My Little Punny.

So I decided to buy a new graphic card to fully enjoy my PC games. Once I set it up it sounded like the fans were working too hard,so I decided to open the computer case and clean inside.

And now it doesn't boot anymore. Nothing at all on the screens.

I don't know what I did, only the fans are turning when I press the power button. Even the led on the front of the case is not blinking anymore.
I have enjoyed my new graphic card during one hour all in all. Frustration is high.

Like a service
Pushed for the very first time
Like a service
With your FileBeat
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my logs, boy
My shard is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only logs can last

You're refined
And you're mined
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your logs thawed out
Yeah, your logs thawed out
What was said to be deployed

Like a service
Pushed for the very first time
Like a service
With your FileBeat
Next to mine