Dear libtards

Thanks for making gender none binary. You now increased my database size..

So I had this project manager that asked me for a "quick win" on the Tuesday (no release planned) I told him I'm already working on fixing this solution properly and be ready for Friday.

He was determined i wrote code that was going to be useless and never used. As a result I sent him the productivity graph from the clean code book.

After about an hour and a half of silent. I was move project.

I can't be the only developer thats putting together a all current documentation myself and my clients uses. To send a copy to Github, Microsoft and twitter in order for them to wokify the documentation.

They an old saying. Go woke, Go broke. I'm not prepared to waste time and money for them to change years of language and definition incase it helps someone.

You know what I god dam hate.

The likes of Microsoft, twitter and Github trying to change the English language and the definition of words based on your bad history.

How about, instead of banning words like Master branch and server slaves. You instead hand the language back to the English people and fix the spelling mistakes in all modern day programming languages!!!!

Talk about cultural appropriation!!

Life as a developer:
Given prototype.
Creates prototype.
Gets services.
Integrates services
Services != Design functionality
Fixes services.
Commits work

In the mean time 69 meetings taken place and everything changed without informing you. Truly fucking the Devs up, while blaming the developer for the incompleted work

Update in earlier rant about work.

So I've basically made an flux store using Rxjs. Using symbol's as tagret data and an action. I asked my boss and another work colleague to do code review on the new system as I'm not sure their like it or understand what i was doing.

Passed fined.

2 weeks later i get a comment in some code that implement in basically asking whats all this and what is it doing.

-_- it's called really tidy shorthand code aha

Fucking hate 2 face people in the office. Grrr Developer is the worst job in history!!!!

I forgot i work with complete snowflakes. It's about time you all melt away and do us a favour.

Boss tried to add me on Facebook months ago. Cleared all things related to work and finally added him. Just after writing a status saying it's highly likely I'm going back to education and leaving work.

I'm not being funny but I'd we didn't have stupid over implement procedures then i might not of considered it.

Someone explain this logic?

Contractor makes changes and then I have to fix because he can't as it's no longer backwards compatible.

I make changes and I need to enforce backwards compatibility. Yet these contractors are my seniors

Last 2 days went as following:

This is a mess I've got to fix it before we can't actually do work.
Today: fixed finally now let's run

Wtf styles all messed up.
(Check source code)
Third party source changed wtf.

Can it be fixed:
Checks over whole page. Noooo even html wrong. Typescript wrong.

Solution:
Rewrite 3 months worth of work in 2 days

Don't you just hate politics being spoken about in work. Many deva go to uni and get brainwashed into a left wing LOONEYS. Fed up of keeping quiet while they slagging the right wing party off!!!

Keep politics and religion out of work. You ask and preach to me ill say the truth about left wing nutters and false prophets.

But fed up being asked why I'm discriminating against people by my boss/owners.

My programming always comes into questions after politics or religion brought up. I'm sure my work was amazing before this happen

Apparently golliwog might offend the person across from me. Sorry but did he say it's offended him. NO. would he tell me like when I have before. YES. NOW WHO THE RACISTS.

!important (css)
w3school definition: overrides css for this element

my Definition: some shoddy coder can't manage to write simple css and doesn't understand css ordering. Use to override a blonker css

I really want some sleep but my phone keeps going off the past hour with dev rant notifications -_-

1 thing I hate more than bad code.

bloody comments. it's an excuse to write crappy code

I'm always asked in an interview:
Q:How did you get into programming
A:Hacking
Q:How do you keep upto date and what blogs do you like
A: HACKING Blogs and just general multiple websites.
Q: Have you ever spent time in prison or been convicted?
A: -_- Nope

why the hell do we have frontend framework. the frontend meant to be as small as possible. Yet we introduce huge libraries just because some don't understand javascript. like seriously Facebook. you created reactjs because you couldn't create a simple messager