what is ur project manager definition?

*Thug life*

Race to git push -u origin master

That feeling when you finally successfully merge a branch that's 80+ commits ahead of master

Does anyone else hate the fact you don't get intellisense when working with Umbraco as most things are dynamic?

Fucking feature creep -_-

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

The 11 stages of programming I go through every day.

"Did you learn anything while looking over those old scripts?"

Me: "I think that if I'm gonna work here I'm gonna need to resolve some hatred I have towards Visual Basic."

really gets my goat when people try to shoehorn a trendy framework into something unnecessarily. reactjs.... everywhere

I just found devRant.

I thought Twitter was devRant. Totally confused about life, now.

When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

405 method not allowed
*an hour of coding later*
403 forbidden

I think I'm just making it mad...

Alright ladies and Gents, i find this topic very interesting but who cannot code without listening and who cannot code without silence

If your in the music listening category, what music genre hits that coding sorcery zone for you?

love when I've worked 7 months getting this project in order and a lead is placed on top of me that knows nothing.. and I have to spend most my day training/fixing their shit

So both of our internet lines were down today! That feeling of being handicapped 🙌🏼

Director: hey, we need this new functionality that I saw somewhere else... Easy right? Just copy & paste!!!

Copy & paste... It works every time... Right? No!

Being forced to rush code, then waiting for merge approval from your US based approver at 3am while they add comments to the review complaining variables aren't final.

Make sense ...

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

You aint no dev son

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

while(debug){
coffee++;
if(coffee == OUT){
giveUp();
debug=false;
}
}