Myself 1 week into programming
"I can build a website!!"

Myself 2 years later and multiple web and mobile apps launched
"I know nothing"

I haz degree

hahahaha !

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Struggle for Designers :D

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet

PM: Can you give me an estimate for this clearly simple task?
Dev: Agreed, it is a simple task. 10 hours.
PM: ??
Dev: 2 hours to implement, 8 hours to discover the GOD FOR SAKEN ISSUE THAT ALWAYS COMES UP ON THESE SEEMINGLY SIMPLE TASKS!! WTF!!! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME????

Inherited project from another company that the owner wants updated rather than rebuilt.

The comments could write a programmers joke book as you can tell it's been passed between multiple developers.

This is a literal excerpt
//Not sure why this line needs to be here but it breaks without it
//Nope I don't know either
//FFS now I have to deal with this. Thanks guys :/

When someone texts you "<3" and you're like "that's just half a statement"

anybody else?

Had to repost this Lmao

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

True i guess!

we have all been here on one side or the other...

wheiii got my new shirt :P

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

"One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job."
-Jessica Gaston

When I need to install Adobe flash player

I once shared my phone number with one of my client.

I changed my number after 2 days.