Boss said no more emoticons. I was like l, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. #emoticonwayoflife

Top advice to give to a new dev? Go back in time and download devRant, then buy a rubber ducky. Yes, I finally got mine 👍🏻

Submitting app to the App Store, time to sit back and take a break. :nothingtodohere:

npm WARN deprecated

The 3 words I ignore most in my life.

Xcode 8 Update...this might take a while...

Apple Keynote tomorrow! 😝😑😫😳🤓🙄😃 I feel about all those emojis during the two hours.

// This part of the code should never run

Came across that lovely comment when fixing a reported bug. Guess where the bug was? You guessed it XD

Gotta love when you come across an interesting piece of software with a modern, sleek, and snazzy homepage. Then you press "Sign up" and are redirected to an ancient 90's web app whose first element after the body is a table.

I wanted to be a dev when the only on campus job that paid more than minimum wage was titled "Web Developer". It paid 13 bucks / hour. AWYEAH.

AppStore says "We're working hard on getting all the 🐛s squashed so please bear with us."

I says "WHAT 🐛s?!" devRant is the 💣

Spent 3 hours today digging through 3rd party libraries, trying to get them all to work together nicely.

The solution? A one line fix in my own source.

FACEPALM!!!

Beginner: I wrote 1,000 lines of code!
Intermediate: I deleted 1,000 lines of code!
Expert: I prevented code from being written!