My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

This is what I get for wanting to try Arch Linux again.... I even followed a guide so that I don't mess up. 😑 Fuck you Arch Linux and your complicatedness. And fuck you too brain for being Arch Linux dumb.

His friend asked him about programming languages.

The rant starts here...

My partner has zero interest in coding and wants to have a baby, a week ago she started to yell install baby at me. Told her its not the right command. A few days ago she yelled apt-get install baby. Told her there was a user privilege problem. Today she came back with sudo apt-get install baby.

looks like we are going to have to have a baby!

My teacher shouted at me - "Go to hell".
What really hurt me was 'goto'.

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.