Congrats to Rami Malek for winning Emmy Award for best lead actor in a drama series - Mr. Robot. He was stunned to win over heavy competition. Must be a modest guy.

Life of Programmer

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

NOT A RANT

My brother is teaching himself how to code. Couldn't be prouder

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Jake ...who?

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

#foreveralone 😓

I'm like...

I just asked my girlfriend if we can have a baby so I can get a devRant stressball.

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}