Who needs caffeine to amp you up for coding when you have devRant

still a better game than pokemon go

That feeling tho

Be more specific.

Programming is a lot like playing video games. It challenges you to beat quests/tasks and hunt enemy bugs while providing boss levels in the form of large projects with tight deadlines and project managers who like to move the goal posts.

Salute...)

We have all had this happen xD
- via CodeChef

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

When your project is absolutely awesome but no one finds it on google...

When someone feels the need to use moment.js to work out if a timestamp is less than another.

2 weeks til deadline and you're only at 10% of project

First Law of code

Customer: How much costs custom developed software?
Me: How much costs a car?
Customer: Depends on which car...
Me: Exactly.

The new generation

New prank:

Alias 'whoami' in system wide bashrc to 'echo "I am Groot"'.