I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

We are debugging Wordpress syndication plugin tomorrow at work, the intern is uber scared because the lead dev is missing. Rest in peace my soul.(I'm the intern)

it a started somewhere sometime like this! 😋

For every Js developer out there 😂

I have seen something similar! 😂

The TSA might have paid $1.4 million for the app demonstrated here: https://youtube.com/watch/... (they claim they "only" paid $47,000). Either way, seriously?????

When you get to talk to anyone at Amazon hoping they bring up free AWS credits

If the website i'm working on was a person, i'd punch it in the face

When the boss believes that adding more devs to a project in the last week of a three month stint will "get it out the door faster".

Because baking that cake at twice the temperature for half the time worked so well last time, we'll do it while the oven is rolling down a cliff.

I still don't have enough rep to ask questions on stack overflow... coding gods have mercy on me

Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: No
Boy: Sudo will you marry me?
Girl: Oh yeah lets go go go!

# = Are we commenting now or social network hashtagging?!

Discussing a web design with a customer who says that they know that what they want is possible because "They have coded a few sites themselves."

When your boss uses random buzz words to sound as though they know what they are talking about.

Company hires an intern with Java experience to "help" with the back end of a simple project. Waste the next week trying to teach them what a RESTful web API is. Intern doesn't come back.

Start with the ABCs

#girlfriend {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Trump.css lol

Wow. Such comment. Much useful.

I like developers who are good at Naming variables and writing a good commit message!

Production doesn't usually have any big problems until 4:30 on Friday.

2 months into a product development client goes bankrupt and the whole project is dumped :(