Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

sudo rm -fr /
# deletes unwanted french language pack

well... yeah! 😁👏

Heh... 😑😑

When you finally get the team running on git and your boss gives you a bitbucket to commemorate

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

Someone is testing in production :D

The joys of web dev

Gradle Build Running

Pair Programming :D

8 hours sleep aren't fucking enough if you slept less then 8h days before

Seen in twitter
"What if developers dont work in an #OpenSpace office? What if the n of bugs start shrinking & apps get better? NOP b/c ur boss likes parties"

Couldnt agree more

Today I learnt about Vigil, the programming language that deletes offending functions from your source code, which contain bugs. Vigil adds 'supreme moral vigilance' and 'punishes' code that fails to meet specific programmatic specifications.

https://github.com/munificent/vigil

Up next "Silicon Valley Season 4".

Because dark themes are fucking dark!

kill the person who suggested Microsoft to develop Internet Explorer.

Once I applied for a Java position and they sent me a a online test, user and password. When I first tried to log in, it gave me an java exception. I lost hours trying to figure out the exception , thinking it was the test :/

Many of you must have seen this, but still, this shower has lot of GitHub contributions.

Automatic email for time after 19 clock:
if (sender == MyBoss)
{
Mail.Respond("Get the hell out of my personal life, you have to wait for tomorrow you bastard.\n
Best regards.")
}

Overheard near the water cooler:
"My religion considers using interpreted languages to be a sin."
Someone here really hates the internet then...

This is how I learned try-catch....

Doing computer science and all your relatives think you know everything and can do anything tech related.
Aunt: "You​ study Computer Science?"
Me: "yes"
Aunt: "so somebody called me using a private number I need you to find out who he is and his location"
Me: 😬😬😬