Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Expert Beginner

Hahahaja!

Wise words to live by...

I hate when someone compares two languages depending on which one gives a "Hello world" with less lines of code.

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling in the mud with a pig; after a few minutes you realize the pig likes it.

When you planed to do some coding for your self on weekend and can only sleep and do dumb stuff. Because you know it's a weekend.

Myth: "Open offices leads to massive collaboration"

Reality: 2 people collaborates loudly, 30 others have to wear headphones to get anything done

The moment when you realized that Google has doodle for you birthday ..

When you discover that new CSS animation and want to use it everywhere

Boss:(pastes a bunch of Python code in Slack)
Boss: Need to convert a long list of ints to a comma separated string. Can you finish it for me? Need it now, I'm in a hurry!!
Me : (Delete all boss's code)
Me : input=[1,2,3,4,5,6,....] output=",".join(str(e) for e in input)
Boss: Damn you! Thanks. Brunch on me today.