Rate my setup? :D

htop running on my other screen.
Coworker: are you doing stock trading?
Me: 👌

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

Suicide hotline for all the jobless depressed developers.

That mind fuck movement....
When your IDE reports you error on line 235.

And you find out line 235 is actually a comment. FUCK!!!!

We've been there before

When you start a job and they tell you to put your nice laptop away, because you'll have to work on a company provided laptop running Windows 7 in a constricted environment on a project using Svn. And to top it off they tell you to trade in your IntelliJ for NetBeans.

Did I just travel back in time?

I have decided to learn how to fix the printer. Because it seems like it is the number one skill in demand..

That late coffee was a mistake... (For the millionth time)

Now I have to sit in bed for 2 hours contemplating my life choices...
Spoiler: not good!

Its been years since i saw my desktop wallpaper.

*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song

Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!

When debugging a code..

When u ask your sister for a B'day gift....!

Grab her by the API

Me: fuck js, stay on the web dammit
Me: *installs node js*
Me: fuck js in general

Fuck quick access

This + 🙄

the moment you full-screen your terminal, you know that shit got serious

no matter what OS you run.. your terminal should look sexy as hell

I just convinced a Windows user to switch to Linux.

My work here is done.