MySQL Workbench.
Need I say more?

How to get six pack Abs (Developer Version):

1. Do 20 bicycle crunches whenever your test fails.
2. 30 seconds plank whenever there's a issue assigned to you for your code.
3. 50 mountain climbers whenever the code breaks while you are giving a demo to client/boss.
4. 12 jack-knife sit-ups whenever you miss your deadline for more than 2 weeks.

So came across an emoji language the other day. I have no words just emojis http://www.emojicode.org/

Finally get to show off the stickers.

Lesson learned the hard way: Remember your SSH Ports or write them down...

On the bright side of things, i had backups this time! Tyy DigitalOcean :)

Fellow devs. I think there is something wrong with me.

> System becomes Irresponsive
> Chrome is taking RAM
> Closes two windows with 60+ tabs
> Leaves 1 tab open
> Still taking RAM
> taskkill /f /t /im chrome.exe
> RAM is not being held as hostage by Chrome

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

—_😂_—

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

Best lightweight editor for coding?

...ANnnnd that kids, is how I made a federal watch list, researching how to use credit card swiping systems and making thermite.

Boss: When will the website be ready?
Me: Um, maximum by Tuesday
*Boss comes back Tuesday*
Boss: Ok, show me the website...
Me: ....
Boss: ....
Me: I didn't say which Tuesday....

But they are not...

Me. Every morning.

Stress makes you stupid. Doing stupid things increases stress.

*in a chat with a fellow devRanter who is aiming more and more towards privacy things*
*hmmm shall i tell him about my Firefox privacy addons... *
*nahh let's not get too intrusive*

3 minutes later

Him: hey bro, what Firefox addons do you have?

😄😊😂