In the other day i was restarting my windows machine like a normal procedure but it was taking too much time. I waited and sudently in the middle of the restart I got a blue screen and the PC restarts.

I am like OK....... Well at least boots up :)

I need to tell my boss that we need to change to linux.

Had a classmate who loved the innuendo "flick the bean" so whenever he created a Bean class, me made sure to name one of the methods "flick" so he could call bean.flick()

Netflix, why is your loading spinner so horrible!

Do you know what a percentage is??? 99% means you are ALMOST done. Just a tiny fraction to go. I should not see 99% for seconds or even minutes on end. Much less after the first 98% took only a couple seconds!!

Stop the lies!!!

Couldn't resist sharing this one

I like when a recruiter calls, decides you're not experienced enough for the role they called for, and immediately ask if you know someone who is. Sure, bro, let me help do your job for you.

Meet Ricky, my "rubber duck". Sometimes I explain my code to him. He never found a single error. 😂👍💻🐕

Trying to solve complex problems requiring a focussed mind is hard when it's hotter in the office than outside. And outside it hit 30℃ today.

Best SO comment ever! Also the most accurate one..

Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

How it feels debugging another person's code

What a good commit message looks like

That feeling when you coded a temporary solution and its stable in production for 2years already..

The feeling when I join a doomed project

Trying to develop on Windows when you use Linux....

My friend said, "Java is better than Linux."

C++ vs C

C++ vs Java 😂

You're password incorrect is incorrect...

One thing that I really hate is experienced programmers who don't threat newbies with kindness and act like "masters of everything"... Don't do that. :/

Submitting three iOS apps on a Friday :/

Going for production deployment..wish me luck !

Bill Gates watch

The NDA won't let me talk about it.

Been using the same language for 5 years... still Googles basic functions to remember the arguments.

After I find one bug....

My girlfriend keeps dropping hints that I should commit, but I still haven't gotten around to learning to use git.