Android developers will know

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

Did you say security?

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Perl syntax

Enough said :|

Me: Okay Google, call Dad.
Google Now: Which Dad?

Fuck you Google.

When you're wondering where all your work went and realize the IDE stashed it because you forgot to commit before merging/changing branches.

This is hilarious

So this is less of a rant and more of a "I'm very excited" post

For the past 8 months I have been working on a redesign of a magazines Wordpress website. I could've completed this site but I wanted every detail to be perfect. I was the only developer / designer working on this project

Now after 8 months, WE WILL BE LAUNCHING THE REDESIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME NEXT WEEK!!!!!!! EVERYONE LOVES THE REDESIGN AND THIS IS THE FIRST MAJOR REDESIGN FOR THIS COMPANY EVER SINCE THEY LAUNCHED A WEBSITE 8 YEARS AGO!

living dangerously!

To all grammar freaks 😝

Password requirements these days :|

That moment....

you know i'm a programmer now. we learned html at school.
- quote every tech kid from highschool

Leaving the office friday night and suddenly I realized that I didn't commited my changes

Client: We're going to introduce a mobile application.
Me: What will be the features?
Client: It will open up our webpage.
Me:

If you don't get an error you're probably doing it wrong.

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!