I hate it when you have non-developer friends because still to this day after 16 years they still ask me what do I do with their stupid confused faces. Bloody muggles.

this still haunts my nightmares...

The new iPhone will be out soon. For those who want to know what new features will be coming with it: have a look at last generation android phones.

Fuck you regex. That is all.

When she says she will marry you, even though you already married to code! 😲🤔😍

everyone knows the boss 😁😏

The only bug I ever had in my life was when... [read more]

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

Jason Bourne movie:
"Use SQL to corrupt their database!"

In my head: "Seriously? That's like saying 'Use a computer to hack them!', 5 bucks says someone is going to say "ENHANCE" on a blurry photo."

3 Min later. 'ENHANCE!'"

The simple things...

Devrant has a big security hole... Just post "Which is better, Linux, Windows or Mac os?"
The internet will crash

Accepted

Hit like if you think devRant should add a chatting feature

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

can't stop laughing

Coding with out coffee is like booting up in Windows - don't.

Pretty much sums it up.

OSX: `brew install package`
Linux: `apt-get install package`
Windows: "took hours to figure out but this is how I did it" - forum c. 2003

Fuck printers

Refactoring in a nutshell

This is my attitude....

We recently signed a huge deal with a big, very known vendor. I asked if they had a web interface to the software. Of course, they said, and gave us a link. I clicked the link and was asked to install java. Turns out the web version is just the desktop version wrapped in a Java applet. The applet didn't do well with openjdk, so they asked me to file a support ticket. They gave me another link. The service desk required shockwave flash.

Just a refresher..

How to piss of DevRant:

"I think Windows 10 is a great operating system"

when you sudo something and permission is still denied

chmod 777 ALL THE THINGS

“An omelette, promised in two minutes, when not ready in two minutes, the customer has two choices – wait or eat it half-cooked. Software customers also have the same choices.”

When u start getting bug reports from IE6 users..

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Can people please stop posting images stolen from someone else trying to get some points. I'm here to read rants and other interesting things you encounter while working with software development, not look at memes. Thank you.
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