Writing documentation is fun when you just got your first mechanical keyboard!

Holding together this spaghetti code like

Birth of a computer..

*grabs popcorn*

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

Debugging somones hacked site now, you know some developer messed up when the heckers injected code is more readable and structured than the actual sites...

That moment when your project managers think hiring 3 new developers will deliver their project 3x faster.

the truth about android studio...

"We can refactor that later"

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

What do developers Google most?

A: Regex 😂

Perfect name of a son

That feeling ...

Map/Filter/Reduce

wheiii got my new shirt :P

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable