Anyone still uses emacs on daily basis?

Azure CLI is taking forever to install smh

We recently encountered a strange Mongo DB behaviour or rather strange Mongo Shell behaviour.

Read how it made us scratch our heads.

Check out: https://prakhar.xyz/how-mongo-gave-...

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"STOP STOP!!!!! IM NOT TRYNA SELL U NOTHING BUT IF U LIKE THIS THEN SWIPE UP"

*swipes up*

Instagram bio of that profile: salesman

Why are companies so biased against employees those who come late and work late as compared to those who come early and leave early?

Why is it okay to leave early but not so much to come late instead?

After some of us ignored repeated warnings, we've been told that anyone come after 10:30am will be marked half day absent.

So, if they do so, I'll sit there in office playing Fifa or Table Tennis, and not work until the second half starts xD

The reason for such biasness is that the daily stand-up is at 10:30, even though more people wanted it to be after 11. They even took a vote. And yet it was ignored (funnily initially more ppl voted for 11 initially and somehow some of the votes changed for in favor of 10am... Now slowly, because half the team wouldn't be on time, it's shifted to 10:30am.

And funnily, I'm already serving notice period in this company.

Sometimes my hatred for code is so.. overwhelming that I think I need a sabbatical or should even stop altogether.

Let's face it. All code sucks. Just on different levels.
Want to go all bare metal? Love low level bit fiddling. Well, have fun searching for concurrency, memory corruption bugs. Still feel confident? Get ulcers from large C/C++ code base already in production, where something in the shared memory, function pointer magic is not totally right?
So you strive for more clean abstractions, fancy the high level stuff? Well, can you make sense of gcc's template error messages, are you ready for the monad, leaving behind the mundane everyday programmers, who still wonders about the scope of x and xs?

Wherever you go. Isn't it a stinking shit pile of entropy, arbitrary human made conventions? You're just getting more familiar with them, so you don't question them, they become your second skin, you become proficient - congrats you're a member of the 1337.

Can I code in Java after “Introduction to Computer Science”?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[x] Using IntelliJ

logarithmic tables, ... I dont know how to read them, does anyone know of a good source were I can read and learn how to read and produce logarithmic tables ?

Ppl that dick ride an artist after they die for the attention are some of the shittiest people.

so i saw this job post and i kinda liked this company's name.

went to their page, its a websites/app dev company. good for me

in the middle of screen it flashes in bold "80+ apps made, 31+websites..." along with websites and apps.

Out of curiousity tried to open a few of their app links, but guess what.. none of the apps were from that company's account!

Now it isn't wrong but their can be a few situations:

- company uploads their apps directly on client's account(plausible)
- company allows interns or maybe full time employees to launch app on their own dev profiles and still shows on company website as their own( weird but okay)

But why would they have links to open source apps under different company names? As far as i know, Companies proudly launch open sourced apps from their own account..

I think i got them xD

Fuck homebrew. I better learn how to compile from the source the shit I need or move to Docker (Ubuntu + apt / Arch + pacman).
https://nemethgergely.com/you-might...
https://saagarjha.com/blog/2019/...

is there any android developer here? Actually i am new here want some new friends

Someones selling a domain name i want to use for $588,235 ahahhahahhhahahahahAHAHAHHA ARE U FKING INSANE LMAOK

Mfw you're trying to sleep when your spiritual director suddenly calls you asking you to help him with his "computer virus" problems. Minutes later you Google his problems with his laptop and you drill him into typing commands into the PowerShell, make him click on things in Control Panel in hopes that will work.

I did explain to him before that dev and IT troubleshooting are completely different fields, but it's still no reason for me to get angry at him for not respecting the difference.

Normally I get angry and lecture people whenever they ask for help in their computers. This time, I had to restrain myself from telling him reproachfully to not to look to me for tech support because he is patient with me whenever he is helping me work on my spiritual issues. Dealing with me is beyond his abilities as a priest (he did say that I require therapy and a possible exorcism and he is neither a therapist nor an exorcist) but he took me under his wing anyway. I felt I owe him my patience at least.

But I am still not good at troubleshooting. So I did the best I could before introducing him to this tech support girl I got acquainted with.

Not angry at my SD, just tired from the hours spent doing a video conference call trying to do my best solving his problem.

I'll buy a beer on payday.

You told the design team this won't work on a large scale
Design team: Well we designed it, so, fuck you !
You: Does the implementation...
End Product: * Doesn't work *

Design Team: Why isn't it working, suggest a workaround

* Facepalm *
* Dead Inside *
* Give me Death Note plox *

CAPS LOCK PROBLEM.. 😜

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Hello Mr. Tester Guy, At last you finally saw this. I don't know how to say this but I'm sick and tired of your bs!

You wanna know what’s wrong with everything?

I could tell you what’s wrong with this country – or at least I could give you my opinion about it. I could tell you what’s wrong with “the church” (as though all churches are guilty of what some churches do). But I can't fucking tell what your problem is!

Let’s get pragmatic for a second.

I have worked tirelessly for over only God knows how long, trying to get this platform running on all browsers in this world even on obsolete ones (IE7,6,5,4,3... to the shithole).

You are heartless!
After all these pain you still rant about index pages not rendering equally in time across all browsers.
You are a demon from hell!

I could go on, but with your degree in Q.A. (like measuring the margin between two images using a tape-rule or looking for typos in a dummy text) you should understand my point fucking cunt.

I realize I just ranted a little, but I’d like to think that this rant is more of an attempt to end the useless practice of ranting about your moronic findings on this platform.

The devil awaits you in hell, bitch!

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When valgrind (C Memory allocation error detection tool) aborts due to a memory allocation error...

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:D

Fuck Safari
Fuck Apple
Why the fuck do I have to fucking over stress myself to get a simple thing working on your fucking platform.