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Pilots and doctors are always so clean and positive.

You know
Once I write code
And it remains relevant because perhaps it's simple things that won't change much

I expect the bullshit to stay put

Not to have motherfuckers deciding what belongs to me and what does not

Why do I have this eerie feeling this won't end well...

Q: How do you know Xcode 16.2 is a mess?

A: The code it generates for a new project is rejected by the compiler.

You generate a framework project, and besides having to manually sign the damn thing (really, can't setup for success?), it won't compile and link due to some other obscure error IT generates.

/<pathToFramework>/<ProjectName>.framework: resource fork, Finder information, or similar detritus not allowed
Command CodeSign failed with a nonzero exit code

Yes, boys and girls, Xcode is broken right out of the gate on building a framework template it creates!

I'll tell you what is "detritus", it's Xcode. Hint to Xcode team: "Just Say NO" - Nancy Regan

Today I completed a childhood goal. Finished Time Crisis II

@Waytopranav Impressive content on the website you have in your profile, I wanted to do an article request on it, but then I saw e-mailaddress is required and I did read your terms of service.. NO WAY :P

If you're interested for some article ideas contact me at https://snek.molodetz.nl -> e-mailaddress is not required / there is no confirmation. You're attached to nothing.

I have also some questions for you.

I'm the only one who loves programming and computers but hate most of the culture around it? The tropes (caffeine addiction, programming socks...), the YouTube "gurus" who makes clickbait titles and usually screams while reading other peoples blogs, the [hyperSpecificWebFramework]Conf where hours are wasted in which seems an infomercial for "yet another way to update an HTML page basing on a series of properties", the hackathons...

More I distance myself from this mountain of BS more my enthusiasm for tech grows

Has anyone tried to write something in Python with disabled GIL already? Which difference did you see?

Do you use windows, Linux, or macOS?

I feel like such a failure… couple of months i got this functionality to work. Now we need to copy it in a slightly different way and i just can not get it to work. Aaaargh

My senior systems development manager created a pull request for the API. The PR has some database changes such as new columns, as I was testing it locally, I found out that those new columns don't have any migration file (which we're always doing when doing database changes).

So I asked why we don't have any migration for those new columns.

Then he answered that I should run some SQL script to add the columns and he doesn't have any migration and is proud to say he's using the central DB (test and live).

I also checked the Live database and was so surprised to see those columns...

Then again, I asked why we already have the columns in the Live database where in the PR isn't merged yet.

Then he answered again, I should think ahead. there are many ways to add the columns.

Like WTF??? Don't we need any migration?

I asked, if we use a fresh DB, what happens if there is no record of those columns in the migration files?

@Lensflare I don‘t need to go to whatever websites that you are linking.

You can‘t experience the state of being dead, by definition.
No amount of drugs or spiritual bullshit will give you an actual experience of being dead, because nobody knows how it is to be dead, because it‘s fucking impossible, again, by definition.

Just because your drug trips give you the feeling of "woah bro, it’s totally like I‘m dead, bro" doesn‘t mean it‘s actually like being dead. Fucking imbecile.

Hey, can you install the build? How? Go to Settings → Security → Install from Unknown Sources → Dance under the full moon → Sign a pact with Google. This is what a guy with tremendous luck who seems to manage me says. I am the low life who has sacrificed his ambitions six feet under his questions.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM DONE WITH PR REVIEWS , LIKE WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST THOSE mf's dont know anything aboutT how much I HAVE worked on MY CODE FOR THEM TO SAY can you make this function more descriptive bro its fucking getuserinput Wth do you want it like(GETUSERSSHITFROMTHEIR..nvm)Screw you Grammarly
AFTER their stinky a doble ss stops commenting LITERally I have made phaking changes in half of the CODE and what do I receive "LGTM" you m.. you look like you belong the african Sh..LGBTQ community YOU look LIKE YOU NEED SOME EVOLUTIONARY GLOWUP , STOP MAKING MY LIFE HELL, next PR I am merging it straight INTO his A double S , Love you grammarly

My boss can't pronounce the word "Library". He says "Libwe"

The year is 2025.

WSL2 still makes it a major, excruciating pain in the ass to expose a port over the network without having to look up the fucking command and think about the stupid cancerous networking model every time.

All I wanted to do was run some experiments with AI models on my gaming laptop using its GPU, and expose an API to my other laptop, having the latter as a client.

Guess I have to get fucking rid of Windows forever if I want a fucking usable computer.

Day 29 of starving myself to death challenge. Crying a lot. I suppose my mind does its best to get rid of that mountain of trauma I have, to make the dying process more comfortable. I don't think will succeed though
it also does this weird thing that it momentarily goes full force on empathizing and feeling sorry for inanimate objects, painting the picture of said objects being slaves to humans because they don't possess enough intelligence to rebel and break free
sometimes it's not even objects but WORDS: “cans”, “bottles”, “mugs”, “bowls”, “spoons”
in five seconds, it's gone, but the pain persists, stretching into soft blur. The more you touch it, the bigger it becomes. like Jim or Jeff of kitchen nightmares said while cleaning and realizing that the fat residue only gets bigger, “I'm making a mess”
every key press of typing this feels as if the key was an overly sensitive tooth with no enamel left, and my fingers were covered in acid

Batman will never work in real life.

Like there is only one batmanand only one gordon. (Yeah robins and batgirls and batwoman, max 5? but they always go together)

What happens if crimes happen simultaneously? Like 10 crimes at the same time? It's a big city.

Then one manning doesn't work.

you need at least 50 batmans and entire corporation of gordons.

But entire Batman's story is stupid. It's an economic problem. Fix the economy and you will get less crimes.

what if you never die

what if you're constantly, with every conscious decision, on a choose your own adventure ride

what would you choose 👀