what criteria do you use to determine if someone is a friend of yours?

Who do you think have devrant's biggest shlong?

My boss just won't read things! Today's example:

Me: There's an issue when there isn't an image on an item. (Picture attached)
Boss: If the image exists it's probably a permission issue.

This is just the latest in a very long list of examples. I wrote off most of the others since they were often in a longer paragraph or complicated issues, but this was literally one sentence and he skipped half of it.

Team leads who act like they're the terminal god, but screw up every single rebase they touch 😡.

Yet, I, who stick to git GUIs have almost never had a git problem 🤷‍♂️

The Search Engine Guide for Developers.

The Top Ten:

StartPage: for technical information and unbiased spell checking phrases.

DuckDuckgo: for watching music videos at work.

All the rest: including "Bing Bong".

I became potus and wanted to cut military spending, but my cat learned how to pronounce the word “representative” and kept saying I was a bad representative

I installed a linux distribution it's called Zorin, i installed the latest one (Zorin Core 17) for a client since Windows 7 was giving him a headache, it was a very old machine with 4GB RAM with a celeron cpu if i remember, i suggest i will install linux and you won't have more issues with wifi and the printer he said okay, I installed everything, printer was recognized immediately Libre office was installed wifi is connected, security updates are done

After 2 days, he sent me a voice message telling me hey what is this zorin? Zorin everywhere, it's like if I'm using someone else program,I have nothing to do with the espionage things, I want windows back, i was crying he made me laugh for a week, i enjoyed listening to his voice messages on WhatsApp, whenever i get upset i listen to him and get excited hahahahhaha espionage? Do you think he let it go? Every 2 days i receive a voice message complaining about Zorin and how i was spying on him hahaha I explained over and over how secure linux is and how Microsoft knows everything he does on his machine, after giving me a headache i sent a friend and he installed ms 7 back and i never heard of him again

Goood I have this cold for weeks now. No symptoms beside my nose completely clogged. Soooo fucking annoying. My nose is constipated.

@b2plane help me bro I need you.

Won 2 tickets to a dev convention with some interesting talks...

Nobody at work wants to come along...

I think ill just take that day and hang around the city.

Does high pressure air have more force than low pressure?

What a productive daily standup... Someone played the trombone and it was related to our bug on the servers.

Must not be sassy.
Must be polite and grateful to open source devs.
Must be diplomatic when pointing out they're fundamentally wrong about the spec they're implementing. Even if they helped write it.
Must not be sassy when showing receipts (what the spec says).
Must not be sassy.

Guys so the yanks are gonna invade the netherlands to protect the zionists. Who want to be part of the resistance? Let me know in the comment.

TIL that there was a KDE port for Windows.

I have 6 different caching folders now

because rust path resolution, depending where you launch from.. if it's debug or test or vscode or command line... or what directory were you in in the command line?!

well it decides to resolve the location differently

and how is it nobody thought this was ridiculous

met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.

wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?

is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?

I Ctrl + z'ed in a file in vscode and it _literally rolled back other files_ what the fuck?

who the fuck thought this was a good idea? wtf

AND THEN I CHANGED STUFF THINKING IT WAS ONLY THIS FILE SO NOW WHAT

WHO DESIGNED THIS

WHO WANTS THIS

WHAT

HLSL, for the love of all that is holy, this is now the THIRD time you made me waste hours trying to debug a shader because of stupid implicit conversions

Turns out that multiplying a float3 by a float4x4 silently truncates the matrix to float3x3, dropping the translation part 😐

Thank you dxc, very cool

I think I've solved my problem. It's a 6 line change. It's taken the last 4 weekends...

3 work weeks later and my PTO is not yet approved nor declined.

I have 1 week left of my statutory leave. I have gotten the comment from my manager that I have taken off too many days already which is less than the legal minimum :))))

I have so little hopes of my holiday being approved.