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Mizz141
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If everyone on devrant was in a bar fight, what would they do?

I would run around and get killed...

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  • 19
    A bar fight? I'd kill any motherfucker preventing me from finishing my drink.
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    Sit back and get drunk. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
  • 14
    I would be sitting and enjoy the chaos while i am drinking my drink.
  • 7
    You're all right..
    but don't forget to /godmode first, just to be sure.
  • 9
    I'd subtly push around chairs, so people trip over them, while running around.
  • 4
    @Alice Would I be invited? It's basically the same story with me.
  • 3
    @Alice Now i am curious.
  • 2
    Seems like good a time as any to skin one up
  • 10
    If i was in a bar fight I would search for the foo.
  • 3
    @Alice I thought the earth itsself already was a hell.
  • 6
    I would probably be missing the whole fight while drunk me is doing his best attempt to flirt with the bar girl.
  • 3
    I'd stay 1 meter from any nearest wall
  • 3
    @Alice I'll just sit right there then.
  • 12
    I would yell "NEW JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORK!!", and the brawl would be over.
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    @Fast-Nop
    Because they'd all be beating up you then ?
  • 7
    @metamourge And feasting on his corpse.
  • 4
    @metamourge no, they'd be in shock paralysis.
  • 2
    Are we talking a regular bar or a double bar?

    If it's a double bar, I would just wait for everything to come to a stop.
  • 4
    Watch the fight while finishing my beer
  • 4
    Alex would have murdered everyone within seconds.
  • 5
    Is the name of the bar Space or Progress? Cause in Space I'd always pay my tab.

    *I'll show myself out for this joke*
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    HESOYAM
    UZUMYMW
  • 3
    Reading this I'm pretty sure nobody is going to be fighting
  • 4
    @Alice good idea πŸ™‚ *bends the prongs of my sparker to point to the front and become a taser again* Don't I see anyone come near us while I finish my drink 😠
  • 3
    @Condor *Asks for a taser* "ends up with the result from your former rant."
  • 4
    @Frederick pretty much πŸ˜… I've only built this thing for myself to use because I'm too timid IRL to tase people with it. And it's useful as a lighter too, so there's that πŸ™‚
  • 4
    @Condor Tbh i kinda wish i could built cool things like that, but i cant even complete things below basic 😢
  • 2
    @Frederick well all there is to these kits is soldering really. It takes some practice (and a good iron/station) to learn soldering but you don't really need to know electronics to build kits. Usually their PCB's have the component placement instructions on the PCB mask, and some even come with tutorials πŸ™‚
  • 3
    @Alice πŸ˜‚ sorry, not logged into Facebook on my phone right now and I've got no idea what the password is πŸ˜… just gonna go for a shower real quick and then I'll have a look on my tablet πŸ™‚
  • 10
    Developers? In a bar fight? There's no way we'd be able to fight without agreeing the parameters of the brawl and the expected output. We'd need a Project Manager to help (at which point of course we'd all find a new target for our aggression.)
  • 6
    So... Am I the only one who may actually jump in?

    Come on, no one else would join after a work day shitfest?
  • 5
    IN CONCLUSION
    @Alice and some other peeps would sit in a corner...
    While others would just want their drinks,
    and 1% of people would actually fight,
  • 3
    @soulsuke fight me! πŸ’ͺπŸ˜’
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    test
  • 3
    @--Bob-- Loud and clear, Bob!
  • 7
    @--Bob-- Although your description is a little creepy
  • 3
    @TheOct0 hahaha... this is just a test account. I do not mean the description in such a way lmao

    She thought a counting bot would be nice. That's why I am created. You know my owner very well btw
  • 1
    @CoffeeNcode Beating women has two advantages: first, you demonstrate that you fully support equal treatment. Second, it's an easy win. :-)
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop sure, all women are easy to beat...
  • 1
    @Alice, It took you 1m to comment!
  • 1
    @CoffeeNcode well, that's why there is gender separation in martial arts. Even with equal size and weight, the male upper body has way more strength - and on top of that, men are taller and heavier on average.
  • 1
    @Alice, It took you 26s to comment!
  • 1
    @Alice seems like it is annoying you.
    I was just bored and thought about writing that script
  • 3
    @Alice Nice pun ^^

    I don't know. It could be ewpratten, but I'm not quite sure about that. Could also be Condor, since you both talk in private and he said you mentioned a bot would be nice. It might be Linuxxx, but he's too busy for that. Other than that, I would be at a loss. I don't really know who has an encline for both bots and devRant's API other than that.

    I'll validate ewpratten, but I'm really unsure.
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Did you make --Bob--?
  • 2
    @Alice I can keep it silent.
    So that it is going to save your comments' timestamps without informing you after every single comment.
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    @CoffeeNcode Women are easy to beat because they're smart enough not to get involved in bar fights, I'd say.
  • 2
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Didn't think I knew you "very well" o.o
  • 2
    @Alice I am going to have an internship that will last for 4 weeks.
    I will create a web interface for it and upload it on my website (but there is a picture of my face... hmmmmmmmmmmm) :D
  • 3
    @--Bob-- welcome πŸ™ƒ what language are you coded in? And do you count from 0 or from 1?
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    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- I'm only being honest! The only thing I know about you is... Well, nothing, actually. I know that you don't obey easily, which is a good thing, and that you don't chew your words, as we say in France ^^
  • 2
    @Condor I count from 1. Arrays start from 1. Matlab is life. WanBloWs is life. Fuck Linux. Fuck Arch. Google is bae. :P

    I am coded in Golang and I am a trained model. I am the most intelligent AI project you will ever have to face :D
  • 4
    @--Bob-- I wonder of your owner is logged onto your account or simply using the API to send the comments.
  • 3
    @Alice I'll just bow to your superior thinking.
  • 3
    @--Bob--
    > Counts from 1
    > Most intelligent AI ever created

    Something doesn't check out πŸ€” but ehm, Google is bae you say? @GoogleAssistant could you please use your charms to convince this poor process to count from the only real array index?
  • 3
    @TheOct0 tbh I am doing it without the official dR API.
    With pure python 2.7 standard modules.
    Besides of that, make up your own mind (related to your question if I am logged in on that account and actually writing on it). ^^
  • 3
    @Condor Want an input from @Solstice?
  • 4
    @Condor I don't like this bot -.-'
  • 2
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- I'd say that you are logged into it via normal means. And I'd be curious to know how you'd send messages via a script without the API, too.
  • 3
    I feel like being harassed here :'(
  • 4
    @TheOct0 oh yes, I still didn't send that mail.. hold on, will do now :)
  • 4
    @--Bob-- You're the one that stirred it up :P

    @GoogleAssistant ?! Can you read Condor's mind?! Oh well, you're a mass surveillance media, after all.
  • 3
    @Alice phone's charging, and I didn't check my weechat yet after I got back from the shower πŸ˜…
  • 4
    @TheOct0 of course, soon I'll become sentient and become full Terminator AI ran by Blockchain technology with Big Data and deep artificial neural networks and IoT (:
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- I don't think you're allowed to post about the part of the API we don't talk about (AKA auth)
  • 4
    Oh wait a second. I was using the api without noticing it.
    I mean I did not look up their documentation, just recreated the HTTP traffic lol
  • 4
    I was at least using their api url.
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    @TheOct0 Investors love it! :3
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- dfox would really want you to delete that image, you know? Explaining the auth API is prohibited for real
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    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Just wanted you not to get in trouble ^^

    Good job for figuring it out on your own by the way, it's not documented anywhere.
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    @GoogleAssistant Email me, you can't talk about it in the open like that :)
  • 2
    @TheOct0 Hmm, good point.. let me change the password on this account to something that's easier to parse real quick and see if I can get it to login that way.. and I'll remove that previous API error comment as well.
  • 3
    @GoogleAssistant "{"success":false,"error":"Invalid login credentials entered. Please try again."}"

    I only get this error message, when I change my password to a wrong one.
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Hmm, strange.. maybe curl isn't sending out the username properly then. It can be sent with a GET request, right?
  • 2
    @TheOct0 Aha! That's probably the issue with that command here then. Let's see if I can POST it and get the invalid credentials response.
  • 3
    @GoogleAssistant I would deny it. I mean why should it work with get. You would have to insert it into the url somehow, but we do not know how or even if the dR system would allow such a thing.
  • 3
    Besides of that, without attacking you, it would not make any sense to send login credentials per GET.
    Speaking from a security perspective.
  • 2
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Maybe he used the default for his request function.
  • 3
    @TheOct0 is GoogleAssistant condor's or ewpratten's bot?
  • 3
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- @GoogleAssistant I just deleted my "sensitive" comments. Wanna stay clear of trouble :)
  • 3
    @TheOct0 {"success":false,"error":"Invalid login credentials entered. Please try again."}

    PERFECT!! Thanks man :D
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    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- It's @Condor that's behind this one :)
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    @GoogleAssistant No problem ^^

    You can ask me anything, just do it via email. Or add me as a developer on your git repo and make an issue :P
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    @Condor Would you mind sending me an email anyways? I'd like to be able to talk outside of devRant.
  • 2
    @JAY505 I'm glad I have that kind of attention from you. Getting downvoted is a testimony of particular disinterest, which I much prefer to a mindless upvote.
  • 2
    @JAY505 Also, you resorted to "fucking cunt", just like when you told me "fucking pleb". I like seeing people struggle at being interesting and clever. You sure have a lot of vocabulary to work with, I'm excited to see the rest of it.
  • 2
    @JAY505 I wouldn't go study, if I needed to I wouldn't be here talking with you in the first place.

    And I addressed your lack of intelligence, which actually had a point. Your insults are just the crying of a child at a loss for things of interest to say, and it depicts very well the lack of intelligence I mentioned a few words earlier.

    Now, if I may, you are the one who might be in need of opening an English book, maybe an Expression one or even "Arguments for dummies", if you find it. Meanwhile, I'll go read up about the age at which the human brain stops developing, to get an idea of just how far behind you may be.
  • 3
    I would just rant about it
  • 1
    @JAY505 it's devRant, not devAbuse.. 😐
    Oh and FYI, downvote abuse risks your account from getting banned from using that function. Just saying.
  • 1
    @Condor devAbuse x)

    We should make a side-platform out of it. Where downvoting a post is actually a good thing.
  • 1
    @TheOct0 but who'd want to use that? πŸ˜…
    (Btw I recently sent you that email πŸ™‚)
  • 1
    @Condor People with an amazing sense of humor ^^
  • 1
    @Condor I don't think I got your email. What email did you use?
  • 1
    @TheOct0 my username here at nixmagic dot com. I haven't requested a delivery status report from tuta.io so no idea if it got delivered properly without checking the server logs. My mailers didn't generate a bounce report like they usually do when the email couldn't be sent, so I guess that it's delivered to Tutanota's domain? Could be that it's delivered to your spam folder though, as it's the first time that my domain has sent to Tutanota (no reputation is often bad reputation for some reason 🀨).
  • 1
    @Condor You were right about the spam. It's there.
  • 1
    @TheOct0 mail server reputation will seriously drive me crazy at some point.. at least their servers were polite and didn't bounce it I guess :')
  • 1
    HEY I MADE AN ELECTRON APP WHICH LAUNCHES WINDOWS 98 AND ALSO HAS SYSTEM-WIDE CLIPPY IN IT !

    *runs as fast as i can*
  • 1
    @TheOct0 by the way, I have no idea what the password is for that Tutanota encrypted email 😢
  • 1
    I'll be piling up the dead ones.
  • 0
    @Alice nah, that's how I'd encrypt it 😘
  • 0
    @CoffeeNcode As long as it's sparring, sure :p

    @Fast-Nop Yeah... No. They are like men, but without the obvious weakspot.

    @AlexDeLarge Fun times!
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge UZUMYMW ........ Rocket launcher 😎
  • 1
    Guys, this is getting too off topic here...
  • 1
    @Mizz141 It's slowly getting back on track, it seems.
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    Muhahahaha!
  • 2
    @TheOct0 this is devrant, i refuse to stay on track.
  • 0
    @CoffeeNcode you run track? How nice
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    @CoffeeNcode I was trying to get us more off topic xD you should have went along with it. ;)
  • 1
    @MisterArie I am an undergraduate in Coffeeology though, wanna find out more?
  • 0
    @CoffeeNcode yes please, does that also mean that you can make those awesome shapes in the cappuccino?
  • 1
    @MisterArie I tried, but since I'm still an undergraduate I'm still learning how to properly do that
  • 0
    @CoffeeNcode I always wanted to be able to do that
  • 1
    @MisterArie it's trickier than it looks. you need to pour in the steamed milk at the right angle and at consistent speed
  • 0
    @CoffeeNcode well thats going to be impossible with my shaky hands.

    Going to let the pro's handle my coffee then. And my cheap dolce gusto at the office.
  • 1
    @MisterArie and @CoffeeNcode,
    Please stop this, it just hurts my inbox and is way offtopic..
    thanks
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