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Stuxnet
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Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

Comments
  • 72
    Press No.
  • 67
    He can't C the value, he should C# ly
  • 66
    Fuck that guy
  • 16
    @leduyquang753 I did after the screenshot
  • 11
    @M1sf3t google/apple will never implement code challenge, maybe captcha to prevent bots rating?
  • 3
    @milkyway git it.
  • 6
    He might be joking or perhaps he didn't notice the title?
  • 13
    This guy either doesn’t understand the word “rant” or he’s not a dev or in IT. Hence, devRant. If you’re a dev, IT and have nothing to rant you’re NOT one of either one. Haha he might have thought this is some Facebook type of nonsense.
  • 15
    @suprano googled the name and he's got a GitHub, plus Twitter bio says "webdev, meteorjs, nodejs, python, django, astro nerd, unix man, mac user, and more".

    Might just be fucking stupid lmao.
  • 15
    @M1sf3t ikr. Fucking Mac users 🙄😂😂
  • 15
    I'm weirdly proud of devRant for this review.
  • 17
    Let's just do a PSA: DO NOT contact this guy and make him uncomfortable, I'm not joking. Now, here's my real thoughts.

    this guy's just so vanilla, so standard user.

    ofc he had to to do a petty 1 star review because he didn't like the end product as opposed to rating just the mobile app, like the vanilla end user he is.

    I understand if you 1 star an app that has ads up the ass, or has some broken slow ui.

    But I will never understand users like this. Who goes around giving 1 stars to apps? "ooh, look at me, I'm so wise, the internet has given me the ability to berate other people's work, I suppose that is because fate acknowledges my wisdom".

    Fuck you Roman, no one gives a shit about your 1 star and your simple minded point of view. A review form popping up in your face is not an opportunity to litter the internet with your retardedness.

    and he had to include his face next to a 3 lines critique of something online. why would you ever do that? it's the internet ffs.
  • 17
    Those are the reasons people like this. The second this platform looses the negativity and only has positivity and no rants, I’m gone
  • 3
    @M1sf3t what'd'ya do?! 🤔
  • 2
  • 9
    @Alice my point for posting this is the fact that it seems he wasn't expecting negativity when he downloaded the app.

    Ffs it has RANT in the name.
  • 4
    ... just... can... FFS
  • 8
    Full of rants and negativity.... Yeah, that's all a developer wants.... :)
  • 8
    @M1sf3t I have good tea, come to my place
  • 4
    I don't know this guy - but that's better anyway.
  • 6
    @M1sf3t don’t forget oxygen tank
  • 7
    I sense this is because of not reading? or focusing when reading? App description is clear that this place is for this type of things. Well at least he is not a client and not blaming dfox and trogus -> no payment ..etc lol
  • 7
    Yeah, fuck you Roman
  • 6
    reported for negativity
  • 6
    He should've just ignore. I can see he's the one with negativity. What a shit chip.
  • 4
    is he ranting and negative about dR or am I wrong?
    I don't see any use in his comment
  • 5
    loool, must be trolling.
  • 3
    Two things, which, no doubt will require two posts, since we are only allowed some 1,000 characters to reply in per message..

    And I'm already wasting them, telling you all this which most of you will already know. :-)

    So..

    First, society in general is heading towards, 'avoid negativity', I see it in dating profiles where people say they only want someone positive, no negativity !

    So, you can't complain about being stuck in a traffic jam, stubbing your toe on the end of the bed, or breaking your leg when you fall down the stairs.

    No, you must always be positive !

    Oh I've still room left, well..

    Its a review...

    It's like a book, or a film.

    Not everyone is going to like every book, or film, no matter how good, or well made.

    Think of it like icecream flavours.

    Not everyone likes Rum & Raisin.

    That doesn't mean its bad, just their personal preference.

    Oh I've run out of space nearly...

    Page 1 of 2..
  • 4
    Page 2 of 2

    I reckon its a fair review, and nothing more.

    Now, onto a third point..

    If perhaps they had used the product for longer, they might have stumbled across folk asking questions and getting advice. (After all, there is a 'question' area, even if its not really obvious at first glance..)

    This is why I like lengthy reviews, that span pages of text explaining the ins and outs of a product.

    But a, walk in the door, look around and walk out again review, can give a flavour to a place.

    eg. it tells folk, if you want to rant to others who like negativity, this is the place for you !

    Begone you overly positive folk who always think everything is going to be rosy !

    I can't stand folk like that !

    Yeah I know, I'm a beaming positive person myself, who thinks most things can be solved, but only if people do the work !

    Which generally they don't..

    Hence I'm a realist negativist..
  • 1
    EOF
  • 4
    @devTea Well, he was right about negativity.
  • 7
    clearly a project manager
  • 3
    @M1sf3t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
  • 6
    What a bundle of positivity that Roman Gerber is.
  • 4
    We don't need people loke that here anyway ... 🙃
  • 2
    Y'all should scroll through and read some of the reviews.

    Apparently none of us are actual programmers. Sorry to tell ya.
  • 3
    @M1sf3t

    Don't you mean programer ?
  • 3
    @M1sf3t

    Does that make our managers gamekeepers ?
  • 2
    That of course then brings up the subject of the keymaster..

    https://youtube.com/watch/...

    > I am the Keymaster!
  • 3
    It's betrer for the community if it is self cleaning like this review shows
  • 2
    I reported it for spam, join me, give the moron what he deserves...
  • 1
    @devTea OoOo a curse from devTea
  • 1
    Probably didn't got his stickers.
  • 3
    It's probably the kind of guy that gets his SO questions down voted.

    "How can I has code for JavaScripts but with no mamory leaks?"
  • 1
    Well it's his opinion!
  • 2
    @Stuxnet js and mac.

    not surprised he's unable of basic rational thought.
  • 3
    I suppose he didn't even check the description or the home page. It has "rant" several times. Even the word "fuck" once 😁
  • 1
    Probably an 'HTML programmer' 🙄
  • 2
    Has anyone found this cunt yet?
  • 3
    @Nanos I’m a positive person.. but yeah, nah. He’s a misguidedly arrogant cock with the brain capacity of an amoeba clearly.
  • 2
    @bashleigh Oooh. Product manager or more likely the ceo.
  • 1
    fuck him :)
  • 2
    I'll be honest, seems inappropriate to single someone out like this.
  • 2
    @ModernShoe Not even close to it, but sure man.
  • 2
    A rant about a rant about devRant. Pretty meta...
  • 1
    With that review in mind we should start calling this place DevPositivity
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