I just wanna show you guys our branches.

Wtf, looks like the back of the fridge.

I hope your code is not in German

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@electrineer As per guidelines, technical terms must be german, otherwise english, but documentation must be german (if you even care)

I feel you 🙄

This is a very good thing!

Every feature on its own branch, rebase on top of master relatively often.

If large teams of people work on a bigger feature together, it can even be a good idea to create many smaller PRs against the feature branch before merging the larger feature into master.

Art 🤓

@bittersweet True, but then the master wouldn‘t look like _this_.

Everything gets into master. Actually, no. Nothing was commited on master, we work on an never ending branch called „develop“. Yes, we haven’t changed the master to that develop branch.

EDIT: Our team doesn’t know about rebasing, we only merge and have to use the integrated PHPStorm vcs.

@010001111 Still better than USB sticks or Dropbox "repositories" 🤷

I am having an erection.

I feel you.... 81 open branches.

Looks like the Pride flag

@Cybork man I wanna like your comment, but 1024

@010001111 i feel you
We have 4 developers with 81 branches and last week we had a company wide announcement in which they decided to end PRs

This looks like a mono repo or submodules pattern

Mother of ..,....

@Cybork

81 is still very manageable!

@010001111 The Intellij VCS tools are pretty decent IMO

git porn

I hate these because they never show activity.... they should reflect last commit time

Holy ... git -tf "outa there"

I tend to, uh, forget to delete things on my local that are deleted in the remote.

This is my new favorite thing:

git branch -vv | grep 'origin/.*: gone]' | awk '{print $1}' | xargs git branch -d

Believe it or not, I once discovered Ü/Ä/Ö in class names in some dark arcane legacy corner of our codebase.

Lamest subway system ever.

what is this visualization software

@sleek fork.dev

gitkraken was too slow because of shitty work laptop

Looks like the NYC transit system 😂😂

Mother of merge conflicts 😮

you are damn crazy. how in the...

N O W O R D S

😍😍😍

Whoa, a new music game is out?

Worst case scenario you’ll need a factorial of the existing number to merge.

Is it my relationship status?

It's harp hero.