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hardfault
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This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

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  • 13
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  • 33
    Maybe its the wisest of them all but it just doesn't align well with the crowd.

    ( Ha :D )
  • 2
    I just had 3 of mine pulled a couple weeks ago. They weren't that bad though.
  • 22
    Have you considered growing your teeth straight?

    Says I who has 4 perfectly positioned wisdom teeth. Clearly I am of a superior breed.
  • 7
    Because knowledge runs deep it wants to burrow deeply.
  • 2
    Same. I got my left one removed but right one is fucking up now.
  • 7
    @BobbyTables fuck 3 !!! man they had to drill my jawbone to take this mother fucker out, came out in 4 pieces.

    I know i am being a bitch, but hurts so fucking bad right now !!

    Are you able to eat ?
  • 1
    @Elyz prove it 😏😏
  • 1
    @hardfault They came out pretty easy. They had to drill one a little bit but they were all intact (they let me take them home for some reason). I was off work for 3 days, after that had a little swelling but after a week or so I dont even notice they took them out (except for the holes on my mouth)
  • 5
    @Elyz good that’s what i will look in my wife, I don’t want no kids with fucked up teeth
  • 9
    I can't stop laughing. LMAO

    Motherfucker is growing perpendicular - Hardfault, 2020
  • 3
    I lived through this a month or two ago or so. Good luck

    https://devrant.com/rants/2830436/...
  • 7
    I got all four positioned perfectly BUUUUUT my jawbone is too small to accommodate them all and it makes my jaw click weirdly every time I close my mouth. Also it’s painful to keep my mouth widely open and I really need that sometimes (don’t ask). So I’ll be removing all four under general anesthesia
  • 11
    No, all other teeth just grew perpendiculat to it.

    It's all just a matter of perspective.
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    @FinlayDaG33k πŸ™πŸ»πŸ€―
  • 3
    @F1973 prove that my teeth are straight and that my dentist graciously allowed me to keep them? πŸ˜‚
  • 4
    @uyouthe omg is that why every time I yawn my jaw almost dislocates? 🀯
  • 3
    @Elyz yes, because asking about gender orientation being straight might be offensive.
  • 6
    @Elyz yes, mine does exactly this. They say if removing teeth won’t help they recommend a surgery that involves the jaw broken and reshaped with titanium plates πŸ₯Ί I saw my jaw X-ray and it’s terribly asymmetrical
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    @uyouthe Jesus fuck.
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    @uyouthe jeez!! Better get Adamantium plates
  • 2
    @hardfault I already got one net-shaped implant inside that prevents my guts from falling out of my stomach through my lower abs that tends to split
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    @uyouthe i love Russians
  • 2
    Eh. You'll be fine after a week. You'll have to remove the other three in the next 10-20 years, because of pushing other teeth and trying to fill the gaps, but that's another time's issue so don't worry about it. And none of those would be this bad. Usually you're fine for eating after a few days.
  • 9
    I am once again thankful to be the kind of mutant that never had wisdom teeth.
  • 2
    Fucking dumb ass tooth
  • 6
    I still have my wisdom teeth and they are straight. The problem I had (or the problem people had with it) when I was a kid was fangs. I had really sharp fangs back then. I bit my cousin so hard, it curled a chunk of her flesh in.

    When those teeth fell out, it was replaced eventually with less sharp ones. I used to love staring at those fangs, I put them on the roof for some kid reasons, I don't know. I should have pulled a @JhonDoe.
  • 1
    Outch.. so glad mine are not that retarded.. need to get them out anywayπŸ˜”
  • 2
    @rutee07 πŸ˜‚ you totally should.
  • 3
    BetaKidsTM "we'll fix it in future releases"
  • 2
    Same here, I need to take it out... I also have a horizontally locked wisdom tooth at the bottom right. I need to get rid of it.
  • 1
    @SortOfTested I laughed out loud πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    @uyouthe OH FUCK

    I wish you only the best dude... holy shit that is bad.

    Pick your battles, though. πŸ‘
  • 3
    @rutee07 my situation is exactly the opposite lol :) as a kid I had fangs that were pink for some weird reason and weren’t sharp at all, but now I have sharp ass fangs that I have to be careful with while doing certain things. I captured them in my memoji
  • 0
    What are those two rectangular things in your teeth that look like radio transmitters.. ?
  • 1
    my condolences. They took two of them, but i was given some amazing painkillers for then.

    They fucking suck
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    @Elyz you must have a big mouth
  • 2
    @hardfault I feel you, having had all 4 taken out (when 2.5 were out) fucking hurt, mind you the feeling I got trying to eat wasn't as bad as when I first had braces.
  • 0
    @unclesam Domino?
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    @uyouthe anime cliche?
  • 2
    Well it's all the fault of some grand, grand, grand, ... nan of yours deciding to shag the fancy bloke with the cutlery instead of the other lad who chewed the mammoth meat directly from the bone.
  • 0
    Mine hurt like a bitch even though it was 99% straight. Evolution was a mistake.
  • 2
    lol, I have the same problem! My jaw is big enough not bother me.

    Wisdom jaw
  • 0
    I'm reminded of my jaw growing and changing shape as I got older, so maybe just wait a while..

    It was quite strange since it changed shape from round, to more sticking out like.

    I reckon there was more room at the back because of it, since my old teeth was right at the back, and then when the wisdom teeth came through, there was room for them too. (Which I'm sure there didn't used to be..)
  • 2
    Same bro. Same. Mine is diagonal. 45° ftw.
  • 3
    What about to radio emitter they put into your third to last oneπŸ˜‰
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    Ouch πŸ₯Ά
  • 0
    Oh buddy! That tooth is impacted as fuck! Get it out, like yesterday! It can cause a bunch of issues, most serious being a jaw infection
  • 2
    I bet God didn't do enough QA before releasing humans
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