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@TeachMeCode We don't have Facebook branch in Malaysia. Obviously, he is lying.
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Why is “shit” in you_mother_fucker_eat_Shit() a capital letter? The variable your_mother should be a const not a let. Line 116 is missing a closing apostrophe and comma. It is a function without async behaviour so should not be an async on line 109. There is an extra space at the end of the string on line 113. Line 112 should be a triple-equals because the type is obviously going to be a string.
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@irene also the whole intent of the function is unclear with all those indescriptive names of the function and the variables.
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@iiii Yeah and I think that your_mother is an unused import too.
This could be simplified to
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@irene it's so trippy to answer you and then get a notification cause you're using my former nicknane here 😐
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@irene one liners are a no-no. Readability is zero with them
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@iiii I call BS on that. One line functions are totally normal. Only if they are 100% functional, and the line length doesn’t break.
Heh. Yeah I swooped and scooped irene. Do you want it back? It is fairly OG. -
@iiii nope
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@Ranchonyx yes
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@C0D4 actually I don't know what is the end goal here
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@TeachMeCode but he spelt my name wrong!
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@TeachMeCode oh
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@matt-jd idk
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@nibor already rejected and had show this to my CTO...
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@black-kite DC fan?
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@johnmelodyme I would love to be a fly on the wall tomorrow.
Dudes asshole is going to be able to swallow his head after that meeting. -
@C0D4 there's this website? What?
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@sariel (n_n)
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@irene nah, I'm fine with the nickname
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@johnmelodyme I don't think he was lying about the facebok 👀
When that thing finally loaded I could easily imagine it was built by the same guy 😅 -
@TeachMeCode he OBSESSED with async I think
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@Oktokolo lulz?
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@johnmelodyme you haven't had a computer in 90s and early 2000s?
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@iiii the only I had was a typewriter and a pager.
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@johnmelodyme that perfectly explains not knowing internet slang from that time.
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@Oktokolo never heard of that group. Too underground
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@iiii
Not that underground - even made it to the muggles mainstream news:
https://nytimes.com/2011/06/...
https://nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/... -
@Oktokolo I know them from eve online. Didn't know 4chan took them on. That's kind of comical
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@johnmelodyme if you Will go to HR with this shit ...
let hisAss= 'grass' -
@dror hahahahahah
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@johnmelodyme
i have very special treatment for those douchebags.
ANNOY-A-TRON :) look it up..
it's a small device that can be hidden anywhere and make sounds (short beep is the best !!, crying baby , a ghost ) on a random intervals.
it can drive a man insane . -
@dror omg ,
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@johnmelodyme
The good models will not stop beeping for 3 years 🤣. -
@dror
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@dror great!
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@TeachMeCode since facebook was down hours ago? Maybe we can start FACEBOK (n_n)
Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this
[WARNING] THIS RANT IS NOT FOR HULKS OR SHE-HULKS
Here we fucking go again, currently, the time is 1:09 am in Malaysia, while I received a Pull request, so as a senior software engineer it is my duty to review the code before approving to merge develop branch. And this mother fucker decided to do this right after our CTO warned him about his coding style. Refer to https://devrant.com/rants/4699002/... for free cancer.
Our entire team is not happy working with this mother fucker, he is too arrogant.
Btw if he wants to insult me using codes, at least have the decency to draw some UML diagram , write proper documentation and write a proper logic, isn't better?
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