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@Jedidja No one asked me for my preferred pron... I mean title.
I wanna be Ultrasenpai Scrumbucket, Agile Lord of the Platypuses, Bug-raper Extraordinaire. -
@Root why because they need the feeling of extra accomplishment after dealing with the cold programmed stony Stare of annoyed and bitter lard barrel seniors ? Lol
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Root797483y@TheWrongGod The company keeps promoting juniors who should stay juniors, so many of the seniors are awful. One of them is decent.
This, the juniors tend to do a better job. (Though there are ofc some awful juniors, too.) -
@Root the so called seniors at one company u worked at converted an ado.net back end calling sps to ad hoc linq to SQL lol
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@Root this to improve performance and I get critized for working on an smaller scale that actually got results lol
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hjk10156963yWell it is the year of the Tiger.
Perhaps you should try to have the bar named after it (like genius bar). It's a nice place where you can get pimped. You guys are sold as products to other companies right?
https://c.tenor.com/zUQZa0dPk0AAAAA... -
@nachocode
"Your interest in more loan shows a dire lack of interest in the companies financial health, we highly advise you to rethink your priorities to align better with the companies interest." -
Thanks for your hard work this year, instead of a meaningful pay rise or additional benefits, here's another bullshit useless title.
Back to work, Code Whore. -
Some places they call devs unicorns, presumably related to a forehead protrusion of some kind
First we were called "rockstar" developers.
Then HR started using "heroes".
Then "tigers" and some confused associates who didn't get the memo used various other big cats.
Now they're starting to call us "product warriors".
🤦♂️
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