Today I learned the difference between Hashmap and LinkedHashMap in Java.
After 20 years of PHP development I could not undestand the difference until I hit my nose on an error.
It'hard to change yous development stack whene you are 50 year old.

Tonight I will delete the data of 10M of records of personal data after the inspection of the Data Protection Authority.

Today I learned.

In php if you cast a string to array you get an array with one value: the string.

Remove some warnings in code that was writed 11 years ago.

You have to modify an old crap software in php.

2 hours to change the codes

2 hours to test the changes with selenium test

Sometimes I have to do some data analysis a I use R Studio.

Today I tried to do the same thins using KNIME.

It just like comparing playing with Lego Duplo after having tried Lego Technic.

I'm analyzing representatives in 20K Italian companies.

Every representative has two attributes:
* sex $RepresentativesSection.RepresentativeList.Representative.Individual.Sex
* birthLabelGenere
$RepresentativesSection.RepresentativeList.Representative.Individual.Birth.BirthLabelGenere

I made a query to find all representatives that has changed the sex.

Why I did this? Because I can.

It worked? No, the provider removed data of people that changed the sex.

I found only one person that has no BirthLabelGenere data

Fortunately it does not work, it's illegal in Italy store this kind of data

Why the hell the provider added this attribute?

RepresentativesSection.RepresentativeList.Representative.Individual.Birth.BirthLabelGenere

In php echo is language construct.
In php echo is language construct.
In php echo is language construct.
In php echo is language construct.
In php echo is language construct.

Spaghetti coding in php is ugly.

Useless semicolons make do not help

Don't play with certificates on Friday.

Could you please take these old boxes to the dustbin?

Yes, certainly.

There is no more space in my server.

Monitoring is buggy.

Today I have received mi report card: flunked.

My company con not find any other developer than me.
I could not understand.
We use only up to date libraries in our projects.
Please note the comment private properties...

Forgot a keepass password.
Brute force script to find the password.
It worked.

Mongodb heartbeat.
Waiting a bulk update in a noSQL database.

Fixing a Woocommerce order editing manually a php serialized object in db. 😨️

Please, check also the last row

REST service documentation translated in italian language.

"arricciare" => curl
"biscotto" => cookie

The most ambitious job title

How to destroy all table data:

* Get a database;
* Add the first table;
* Add the second table;
* Create a foreign key in second table that delete a record where there is a delete in the first table;
* Update all data in the first table with a REPLACE command.

Miracle: all data is lost

At the age of 50 I have learned what FICA is.

FInancial Customer Account

It'a a SAP module but I suppose It was the name of a Penthouse department.

P.S.

FICA in Italian are female genitals, "recupero" is retrieve.
It sounds like "pussy retrieve".
This document was made by a staff of 4 men and 4 women.

My son played with Asphalt 9 form 169 hours in a single day.
What enthralling game.

For the first time in my life I removed a wrong commit with git rebase and I did not made a mess.

More then 10 years of using git and keep learning.

What this hell is this programming language?

For the first time in 20 years I used and xor operator.
I wrote in line of code instead of two.

How uses the xor operator?

Validating a lot of addresses of a Big Italia Bank

Today I had to explay to a new developer, gradueated in Informatic, that our 15 year old php application uses global variables and strings as sql commands.
It seem to force someone to prostitution.
It's just like to drive a ferrari using a double-clutching because the gear is not syncronized.
I was shamed.

Check list for moving a php application from one datacenter to the onother.

Unicode I love you!

Who the hell invented the unicode character 'ZERO WIDTH SPACE'

https://fileformat.info/info/...