Me: What do you want?
Client: We don't know exactly
Me: By when do you want it?
Client: Yesterday
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long time ago....
Feature request: We want an android backup solution in Our app!
UI guy has already developed it, you just need to see if his solution is solid!
Ok then - lets look at the UI: Nice progress bars, that turn into green checkmarks. Looks good.
Now lets look at the code: ... Ok. loading some files into memory.... and... dafuq? does not write to a file?

Backup to RAM. With no restore. 🤦‍♂️.

My chaotic fcuking projects goes UAT tomorrow 🙈🙉🙊

Anybody in game industry? For me currently I am digging into some bullshit our smartest artists created, some guys just wrote their name in the commit log without any useful information, OK, OK, I know who you are already, please don't tell me your stupid name again thanks#YOURACCOUNTISYOURNAME!!!🙈🙉🙊

That 🙈🙊🙉 feeling when you have spent hours optimizing and perfecting a pain in the a** part of the codebase, only for the reviewers to leave coments like:

"Hmmm, I understand nothing. But i trust you know better. Approved!"

"I believe the chain of multiple if/else if was easier to understand. Request changes"

"Since when does X programming language support all those? wow a whole new world"