"import antigravity" in Python is just hilarious:)

import antigravity, random

bugs = 99

while True:
print(bugs, "bugs in the code today,")
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.")
print("Git pull the file,")
print("Fix and compile.")
if random.randint(1, 7) == 7:
bugs += random.randint(1,16)
else:
bugs -= 1
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.\n")

Imagine living in fucking 2021 and still be writing unit tests. If genius can generate gravity, with those stupid people I bet antigravity exists lmao

Scientists trying to solve the anti-gravity equation should really take a closer look through the steadily growing flora of compilation-errors...

Nothing else has managed to dissovle gravity in 0.2 seconds making the object fly through space as those errors have made laptops do since the dawn of time.

from antigravity import flight