Most Bad thing eating time...
From programmer jokes

Was at school the other day and met a dude who was told by an acquaintance that I'm a "computer guy".

Dude comes up to me and jokes that the acquaintance was spreading rumors about me being a programmer. I was a bit confused and tell him that I do in fact program, and then he asks me what I've done, to which I explain what languages I've dealt with.

Next thing he asks me: "Have you made an OS?"

BREH

He tells me about how he went through Linux From Scratch. I have no idea how in-depth that book goes, if someone who has read it could enlighten me that'd be nice.

Acquaintance mentions that I won an app contest. (At this point, I'm internally telling acquaintance to shut his face.) I explain what I made(an Android app that helps sort Lego pieces) and he promptly tells me that I just used an API and barely wrote any code.

After (hopefully calmly) going back and forth with him, I just say "So I write bad code. What's it matter to you?" He stopped talking right there.

He apologized later. Yeah right, I'm sure you're sorry.

All I want for christmas is ‘eliminate the state’!!

There is no ranting on devRand, wtf?!
Its like bad 9gag for bad programmer jokes -.-

Some Jokes to Feel Refreshed :
Brace yourself.

1. What do you call a programmer who always gets lost? Lost in code!
2. Why did the developer quit their job? Because they couldn't find the exit() statement.
3. What's the best thing about boolean algebra? Only having two values: true or false.
4. Why are developers so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they always forget to close their tags.
5. What do you get when you cross a programmer with a vampire? Nosferatu.js
6. Why don't programmers like camping? Because there are too many bugs.
7. What's the difference between a developer and a vampire? Vampires go for the neck, while developers go for the bugs.
8. Why did the programmer go to the bank? To get a 'loan'.
9. What do you call a programmer who knows everything? A know-it-all-heap.
10. What's the most confusing part of programming? The debugger.